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Posted January 11, 2015
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Dogs can't talk :|
Posted January 11, 2015
Every 6 months or so we get another guy who loads a machine gun with New Thread rounds and fires it like crazy.

I sure wish the forum had some rules or something like that so this didn't happen.
Posted January 11, 2015
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gunsynd: I DON'T GET IT:-)
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snickershoessonic: he's a pimp so he's been around a lot of women, and some dogs have diseases
If this person relating the Joke is (New) to me as in (just met) then my normal reaction to their joke is (I Don't Get It) Dumb Confused look on my face.Being as polite as they can they try to explain the joke in Simple terms to me.

(I still don't get it),they then try explaining it again,by this time anyone that know's my Shit stirring are cracking up.
This is hard to put into words and explain it,this is so much easier (live) face to face.

Now when mate's tell a joke,some one always looks at me and says (We know, you don't get it)

I don't do this all the time only once in a blue moon,give it a go next time your mate's tell a joke..
Strange sence of humor,I know but it works well.
Hope you understand what I'm trying to say.
Posted January 11, 2015
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out.
The man decides to go home.
As he's leaving, the barkeeper says:
- "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man says:
- "That's not a lion -- it's a giraffe."
Posted January 11, 2015
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Shadowstalker16: What is life? Why are we here?
Mostly to listen to finnish metal music.
Posted January 11, 2015
I change my mind, I like these threads. :D
Posted January 11, 2015
Heh heh... Nice one. I was expecting it to go a bit differently, though... Something like the pimp to say; "My "bitch" is clean, barkeep, unlike your shitty glassware (or filthy bar)", or something. Was expecting a wordplay with bitch here, since the female dog is called a bitch, and in the bar both a dog and a pimp entered...
Post edited January 11, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted January 11, 2015
A dog and Putin want to walk into a bar. They end up having to leave.
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Posted January 11, 2015
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Posted January 11, 2015
I can't help but see every thread with parenthesis as a giveaway thread. This forum has harmed my brain.
Posted January 11, 2015
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sirhamude: Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
I wish I had that problem. I have plenty of money and I spent a lot of it on my last girlfriend. Eventually I confronted her on it. I asked her, "Why is it every time we go out I end up spending hundreds of dollars on you?"

She said, "Because I'm a prostitute."
Posted January 11, 2015
Like in internets they say.. I am dissaint

Though good start.. I don't like dogs, cats or animals or people. i just like tinyE and even that is in a good day

Edit: typo.. typo well what ever "I am disappoint for myself"
Post edited January 11, 2015 by Antimateria
Posted January 11, 2015
I know a lot of jokes about homeless people, but none of them work.
Posted January 11, 2015
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sirhamude: I know a lot of jokes about homeless people, but none of them work.
Becouse they had more homes than you.. =P Ta-daa
Posted January 11, 2015
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sirhamude: I know a lot of jokes about homeless people, but none of them work.
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Antimateria: Becouse they had more homes than you.. =P Ta-daa
Haha, that's definetly it.
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