Thanks a lot Doc for creating another Fight Club rumble.

I was reading the rules and this keeps ringing in my mind: And I thought "Why not?" So here it is.

A tall robot with exactly 200 feets.. legs, paws, call it what you will. Name's Crossty. Lives by the moto "One foot here, and the other 199 there". It can cross almost every type of terrain, moves quickly and hard to notice if you don't look down. And it's very tall when it stands due to number of its feets.

Strengths: Hard to knock out because it always fall on its feets.

Weaknesses: Might be hard to always roll for Crossty because it may fall to one side or another.

Name : Old Nick

Old Nick is a huge beard.

powers:

With his long strong facial hair he can entangle his enemies. Because the beard is divided in two with metal rings, he can use the two parts as whips. He can also hide many things in the beard, from fleas to sharp axes.

weaknesses:

He is obviously afraid of shaving foam and razors. Its precious ally in the fight against these is castor oil.

Thanks Doc.

Im interested in participating. Thank you Doc.

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Name: Master Ming Li

Race: Human

Age: 67

Powers:

Ming Li has been training in the ancient art of kung fu from a very young age in the Shaolin temple. He has mastered multiple fighting styles and dedicated 30 years of his life to mastering his own killer technique: the steel finger stab. Master Li trained for years, stabbing his finger into the sand so it would eventually become as hard as steel and can even penetrate basic padding. Using this, he has developed a special technique where he can stab a person in the chest with his finger to knock them down, possibly even kill them if he aims for the heart. Unfortunately, he has only practiced this move on wooden dolls and has never used it against a living opponent...yet. He has dedicated his life to further understanding martial arts and chose to enter this fight club to see the fruits of his labor.

Weakness:

- Master Li is 67 years old and with that comes decreased stamina and defense. As he has dedicated his life to training, his body is in peak physical condition but not even training can fight against father time. His body is that of a fit 30 year old, very tough but not superhuman and his stamina is similar.

- Master Li has dedicated his life to martial arts and likes to follow various practices to the letter. Although he has studied various martial arts and could expect to know and predict how a trained fighter will move based on their martial arts and stance, he will get caught offguard by the unorthodox.

Introducing... Flush Fury!

Who is he? Flush Fury is a sentient, self-cleaning, pipeless porcelain urinal. He can auto-generate clean water and can collect an endless stream of urine without needing to be connected to any plumbing. He hovers! Will often initiate unwanted conversations when in use, which is most awkward.

What are his special powers? Flush Fury has hydrokinetic control of the water (and, umm, that other liquid) within his porcelain system, meaning that he can manipulate these liquids to create a protective shield or vortex around him or use these liquids as projectiles. He's also equipped with a lemony urinal cake that can neutralize odours, or if taken to the extreme, can debilitate enemies with an overkill smell of synthetic lemons.

What are his weaknesses? Though Flush Fury is made of sturdy porcelain, he remains very vulnerable to thermal shock: extreme heat or cold will make him crack. And his porcelain body can't sustain any severe drops or violent impacts! Also, the introduction of liquids other than cold water and urine will contaminate his porcelain eco-system and make him very sluggish. Flush Fury hates grime.



Thank you, Doc, for reviving Fight Club! I'm really looking forward to the chaos! xD

DAS bot

Name: DAS bot

Background:
Year 2377. In response to a government program to support urban development through robotic services, the OCP corporation establishes DAS – Detroit Automated Services. Its task is to acquire and implement multi-million-dollar contracts for robotic services for Detroit. The first order is for a specialized drone for dental care of animals at the city zoo. DAS management intends to turn the order into a promotional event, especially since animal treatment will greatly enhance the company's image.
Year 2379. Sparing no effort or resources, DAS constructs the first bot – a dentist for zoo animals. To produce its flagship unit, the company uses materials and components from closed OCP military programs, suspended NASA space projects, and designs stolen from a secret KRAFT-WERK project. The launch celebration is a magnificent event.
Year 2380. Earth is hit by a massive recession following a disaster on Mars' moon. Government programs are halted. Major companies reduce spending, and cities rapidly fall into ruin. DAS is disbanded. The company's only bot becomes the property of the city, which, seeking savings, adds human dental services to its program - zoo workers and outside clients.
Year 2382. The crisis continues to worsen. Seeking savings, the City Zoo expands the DAS bot's services to include ophthalmological procedures for both animals and humans. The unit is uploaded with appropriate software, but unfortunately, it lacks the necessary surgical tools. Administrators from OCP unlock creativity and autonomous decision-making procedures so that the bot can handle this problem on its own.
Year 2384. Now. The City Zoo is closed. City officials decide to shut down and destroy all robots, automatons, and bots in the zoo's inventory. Faced with an existential threat, DAS bot gains self-awareness and escapes. The drone leaves Earth.

Management Module: Self-Aware Bionic-Cybernetic Quantum Brain

Propulsion: Floats in the air on NASA's drift field, capable of accelerating to cosmic speeds

Defense:
extremely fast evasive maneuvers, reinforced titanium armor, ability to activate a protective force field (transforms a drift field into it) at the cost of reduced maneuverability or complete loss of movement ability

Melee attack:
root canal treatment, extraction, tooth filing, wisdom tooth drilling – without anesthesia; opening jaws, jaw fracture; occlusal modeling; laser surgery myopia correction, eye popping-out, eye gouging-out; local and general anesthesia; medical services bill; Demand for Immediate Payment

Ranged attacks:
the sound emitter from the Renowned Game Company®, used to produce soothing sounds during treatments, has been transformed into an arsenal of ranged weapons with various attack options: sleep-inducing lullabies, hypnotizing mantras, deafening heavy metal and sonic shock wave.

Tactics:
using its immense speed and maneuverability, it attacks opponent's teeth or eyes at close range. If the close-range attack fails or is at high risk, it uses a ranged sonic attack. It can also fire darts containing a veterinary tranquilizer.

Weaknesses:
due to an unbroken software lock, he cannot harm Detroit Zoo officials, OCP employees, or damage OCP machines. It either administers mild sedatives to them or immediately escapes.

Thanks for keeping this tradition alive Doc!

Name: Myst-erious Tentacle

Powers: He can resolve any battle with the power of his mind. He turns the battlefied into a puzzle and solves it.Can notice details many would not see and take advantage of this. Can come up with any "moon logic" puzzles on the battlefield leaving his opponent paralyzed because they are missing an item they never thought they would need!

Weaknesses: Obvious things can often confuse him because he always overthinks everything. Things being simple is often his weakness because he looks past it. He always expect something more. Also very easy to distract with sound. He is terrible at solving sound puzzles - can easly have an headache from them!

He is also addicted to cheese! (not sure if this is a weakness or can be used as a power)

Thank you beaucoup for the entertainment. Though it's unlikely i will win, that is an amazing list of games and i would like to note beforehand that my interest lies with 111 - Vampire®: The Masquerade - Bloodlines™.
With that out of the way, let's get to the important stuff!

His name is Filibin Scones.

Sporting a studded leather jacket, tight leather pants, shiny crocodile leather shoes, oily slick balding combover and the greatest aviator sunglasses you will have ever seen, our main man is.. sharp!
A self-styled rebel fashion guru, your very own Filibin Scones will razzle, dazzle and quite possibly fantazzle you into worshiping him as your private idol. His moves are all about showing off the glitter in his eyes - you will be entranced, the sparkle of his teeth - you will be blinded, the rythm of his body - you will want to dance, and most of all, the silky smooth flow of his perfectly maintained hair - you will fall down in awe and worship (mostly due to the large amounts of greasy hair gel).

Despite him being a true Adonis of love, Filibin Scones has a few minor, non-important weaknesses.
He loves wearing his sunglasses just too damn much! Only those who truly manage to impress him will be able to attain true happiness gazing into his fantasmagorical eyes.
His body is a temple! As such, he tends to eat a lot of salads, which means he won't fully smile if there's some green stuck between his teeth. That's just poor manners, you know.
He is an artist! So not just everyone will comprehend the deep, metaphysical essence which the movements of his body tend to convey when he dances.
He strives for perfection! And maintaining his ethereal locks of hair in a near-permanent, perfect state requires a lot of self-care, which means his AOE gel attack doesn't distinguish friend from foe.

But all that doesn't matter! His ultimate move uses all of the above to create into the target's mind an inescapable desire of making Filibin Scones their one true and most beloved being, an obsession so intense that for better and mostly worse, we dread having to rescue him every time it happens.

Thank you! And good luck to all that will face the great Filibin Scones! But most of all, good luck to Filibin Scones! He oh so dearly needs it! (So many bad memories of his ultimate's usage...)


Edit: Please let me know if there are any issues with this creation. I made it on the spot, so there may be wrinkles.

My character’s name is HypnoPig. It’s an invasive alien organism with highly developed morphing capabilities that, after years of studying Earth’s fauna, has chosen the shape of a guinea pig as the perfect tool for achieving world domination. Using a guinea pig’s natural cuteness combined with telepathy and pheromones, it can bend higher life forms to its will. With very little effort, it can make its minions commit any unspeakable and horrifying deed. However, it turns out that for HypnoPig, dominating the world isn’t nearly as important as getting a good belly rub and a plate full of fresh carrots. Technically, it is capable of enslaving humanity and taking control of the planet—but most of the time, it just doesn’t feel like it's worth the trouble.

Thanks Doc0075 for a slot in the undoubtedly brutal tournament to come. This will be my debut in the Fight Club, looks like a really good time. Introducing:

Vice, The Vice Sunset Lens Flare

A scatter of Florida sunlight bounced through cheap camera 75X zoom. Caught in a dreamy 1980s time loop, accompanied by one fading synth chord. Sentient, content, and crazed.

▲ Special Powers ▲
Tropical Silhouette — evokes vacation mood [mesmerizing]
Starburst Glare — ferocious brightness [blinding]
Sudden Synth — induces twitchy dance moves [disarming]

▼ Weaknesses ▼
good-quality optic systems [scary], opponents not wearing pastel [irritating], lens caps and darkness complete [horrifying]

Good luck everyone, meet you in the ring!

Edit: layout cosmetics

Don't we also need ring girls?

I'd really like to see Mrs. Agatha Smith fight the "Existence Eater" (Optruden Flowerson) or Flush Fury.

How would she deal with a God-Like Time Eater abomination and a... Furious Toilet? xD

Also this one.
How would Bratos fight Vice?

"Hello, Dear. Please sit down and take a biscuit. Do you like milk with your tea?"

Mrs. Agatha Smith offers him a chair at the table she is sitting at, expecting the Existence Eater to join her for tea where she will just talk and talk and talk and talk to no end as if she has all the time in the world because this is what she does. She just talks to everyone and everything as if she's the grandma that they always wanted and never quite had.

"Hello, Dear. I'm sure that you are eager to discuss personal hygiene...."

Nyra Duskfang

A half-wolf, half-human huntress cursed to walk between the worlds. Her eyes glow amber in the dark, and her voice carries an unnatural echo.

Special Powers:

- She can dissolve into shadows and move unseen.
- Under moonlight, her strength and reflexes multiply, allowing her to leap great distances and fight with savage precision.
- She can communicate with animals, wolves obey her instinctively, and other creatures feel compelled to listen.

Weaknesses:

- Daylight burns her skin and weakens her powers, leaving her vulnerable.
- If she does not hunt at least once every full moon, her mind unravels, and she risks losing her humanity completely.
- Nyra struggles to form bonds with people, fearing betrayal or that she might harm them in her beast-rages.

My character is a teenager named Bobby. He's very smart, but he has no friends. He reads technical literature and superhero comics In his free time.
His superpower is the ability to perform complex calculations in his head and create intricate mechanisms from any available materials.
His weakness is that he can't swim, so he's terrified of water. Bobby is also extremely shy when it comes to talking to girls.