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AND NOW
INTRODUCINGGGGGG ((my character))
THE ONE
THE ONLY
VIOLETT "THUNDERPUFF" ROBINSON
The new kid who'd taken the professional wrestling scene by storm, and found his way from the suburbs of Australia straight to the States now wishes for a new challenge. The smack-talking poodle-boy and his signature triple flip takedown have recently just narrowly missed out on a PWE Heavyweight Wrestling title, after having been defeated by the fan favourite and record 7-time champ, Bone "Nathaniel" Decimator. However, after having witnessed his immense potential, some fans immediately hopped on the "Thundertrain", with some proclaiming him to be the next great in the """sport's""" history; others dismissed him as another arrogant up-and-comer who would fizzle out sooner or later. Violett himself, however, seems to have other plans. He's declined promises of fame and fortune, concealed himself from publicity and has instead decided to scour the underground scene to, in his words, "fight brutal, unforgiving, unapologetic contenders for the sheer fun of it". "The blood of my opponents will give me life and I shall return to the limelight an infinitely stronger fighter", he says. Robinson, reportedly, is unaware that professional wrestling does not involve real fighting, and as of today, has never thrown a real punch. "You know, my name is actually pronounced "Violent". The 't' is silent and the 'n' is invisible. It's French."
Recently, Violett has come across some sort of ***** **** in quaint Gogtown. This seemingly quiet town hosts bouts in the basement of its Dogmart store, and creatures from all over the universe take part in them. The third edition of the esteemed tournament begins after the weekend. When asked about how he aims to fulfil his goals there, he says "I'll just do what I do best." What he does best is, unfortunately for him, only impressive in gymnastics. There's also that chair-throwing move, I guess. When asked if he felt nervous about fighting in a new environment, he replied, "Nervous? Never. I know I'll be undefeatable. They won't see me coming." At just 5'2, his last sentence certainly holds true. But the question remains - will our "prodigy" rise through the ranks of this esteemed ***** ****, or will his brains be on the floor by the end of round one? Our experts say there's no chance of the latter happening, as he doesn't seem to have any.
5/10/2025, Hydrox Barkins, SportDog Now Exclusive
Post edited October 05, 2025 by slurredprey