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II ccaasstt aassssaassssiinnaattiioonn ddeefflleeccttiioonn



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Spell was activated pre-emptively on me; i really escaped "assassination", in a certain place i was in, from a vicious mob of hatemongers, who even stole away a significant person from me.

I cast the bind soul to an object post death, on the next person, in order to have somebody to talk with and reveal secrets of others.

It turns out that souls do not actually exist, therefore the spell you cast fails to have any effect. (Even if souls did exist, I have a feeling that the target wouldn't want to talk with you, anyway.)

I cast summon cis-nuclear graviton of temporal injunction, and immediately follow up with summon great intra-dimensional snakehole of intramolecular teleportation.

I die. You die. Everybody dies.

But before we all go, I manage to blurt out, "Let There Be Light!"

And...nothing happens.

It appears that just blurting out something doesn't actually cast the spell.

Furthermore, even if it did, doesn't light need a source to continue being present? (Otherwise it just flies away at the speed of light, unless you set up mirrors in advance to trap it.)

I summon a chain of sterile subneutrinos, all filled with supermassive black wholes. (Yes, I chose to summon wholes, not holes.)

You have created the Donut Hole dimension of reality. The Gods Duncan, Krispy, Hostess, and Debbie walk the lands of DonutEarth, smiting all non-believers and heretics whom debate the existence of the Great JELLY FILLED CENTER.

I cast the spell "Summon baked goods" onto the next poster in this thread.

Oh, delicious cookies! Huzzah!

Unfortunately, as is the whim of my mood, I cast Change Form on the paperwork of the next user. I hope you didn't have any taxes to turn in.

It seems Bill doesn't appreciate being polymorphed, and therefore has gotten a bit angry, so I kick him out of the house.

I cast Change Form on the age of the next poster; I hope you didn't have any need to show ID to confirm your age.

.....ugh, GOG account creation date now (incorrectly) reads "Sep 2009" and my profile picture was reverted back to a Danger 5 character. Scary and spooky at the same time.

I cast "Double Double Think" on the next poster in this thread.

The Double Double Think spell annihilates itself like two waves, like so many times before, which is why Orwell chose moderation in its use. It has no effect on me whatsoever, but I am now hit by Morrowslants 'curse' All personal clothing reverts to 1980's fashion, which because of generously high ballistics has bypassed 21 spellcasters and now hits me like a meteorite. And I am happy :D

The next user will know the effect of my little party-trick Tap-Dancing Spiders.

You failed to specify the number of spiders, so as a result negative two spiders appear, do their tap dancing, and then disappear.

I cast "summon Moser's number of pebbles" at the next user.

(If you don't know what Moser's number is, see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steinhaus%E2%80%93Moser_notation
)

There are just enough pebbles to spell out the words "Moser's number".

I laugh as I eat my Graham's cracker at Hilbert's Grand Hotel, and cast "Quantum Realm" on the next person unlucky enough to stumble across my path.

A portal to the Quantum Realm opens up. However, I am not forced to enter it, so I do not.

I conjure up a number of planets equal to Graham's number and throw them all at the next user.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number

I attempt to dive out of the way of the first projectile but my maneuover fails to account for the sheer enormity of it and it's immense mass and celerity obliterates me entirely. The next few projectiles wreck havoc with the solar system and after a surprisingly short amount of time the galaxy falls into a point of hyperdensity. Some would stop there, but Greene's magic ramps up the matter to unimaginable proportions and it's presence destabilises all existence. Everything is fucked.


I cast cleanse language.

La mondo parolas Esperanton nun. La lingvo plej pura.

Mi ĵetas "Forgesu via denaska lingvo" al ĉiuj.