Why is there a fungus, dressed in red and blue with a cape, flying around outside my window?

I cast Dispel Illusion, but since apparently that thing is real, the spell bounced off of it and down one post.

Granted. I stop being conceited at once.

I cast Levitate on the next user.

You happened to catch me while I was wearing a Reflect Ring, therefore the spell is reflected and causes you to start floating instead.

On the next user, I cast Fireball'); DROP TABLE Spells;--

I declare myself user number X.5 where X is equal to number previous users so Fireball spell will not work on me but on next full user (x+1) and cast UFO pattern flight on next user so these two spells should work as combo. :)

In trying to declare yourself as user number X.5, you inadvertently triggered the SQL injection in the spell name, so while the Fireball didn't work on you, you still lost all of your spells; therefore, you are unable to cast UFO pattern flight and your attempt to cast it failed. (You can't cast a spell you don't know.)

I cast The End (from Final Fantasy 8) on the next user.

The spell impacts.....The End? (I guess, it's a fantasy after all right?).

Wanting a fresh chance for the next poster, I cast "Choose your Own Adventure" onto the next user.

Hi, my name is now Satoshi, and this is my pet Pikachu.

I tried casting Wilderness Survival to help me with the long trek between towns, but it backfired. Guess I'll go steal that girl's bicycle instead.

A red bicycle appears next to me; how cute!

I use Metal Transmutation on the next user; so they can have a golden bicycle!

I am not made of metal; therefore I am not a valide target of the spell, and therefore you are not able to cast it in the first place.

I cast the "Load Last Save" spell on the next user.

Why, thank you! I restore my "game" to the point before i effed up, right before i talked to that female NPC for the first time!

I cast the red tantra path unison ritual, on the next user!

Well, it's been about a week, so I guess we can presume that the spell, whatever it was, has fizzled.

I meant to cast Reincarnation on this entire thread, but it appears to have concentrated itself on the very next post.

Your spell appears to have targeted the entire thread.

However, it appears that somebody had sneakily cast Reflect on the entire thread first,and as a result, for each post in the thread, the spell bounces back and hits you, resulting in you being reincarnated about 220 times.

I cast the spell whose name is "The Spell With No Name".

The spell turns me into the Nameless One from Planescape Torment...thanks Dtgreene! Well done!
(though at least I can use my new looks to scare annoying children).

I cast "Insatiable sex drive" on the next user.

Always on, i didn't notice any difference, even slight...

I cast again the red tantra ritual on the next user, this time making certain that (thread) rules are going to be upheld.

I don't believe in that sort of ritual magic, so the ritual doesn't actually do anything.

I cast Death And Resurrection on the next user.