i'm out of bandwidth till friday

What? You mean your internet is just as bad as mine? Boy, that IS boring and sad. Hang in there.

I almost thought I'd need to browse my list of boredom, but then I remembered I have attended weddings, and not because I wanted to, but because I had pretty much no choice.
Books and some excuses to slip away for small periods of time made those a little bit less horrible, but yeah, still right up there. I'd go as far as saying that not even staying at the hospital was that bad.

Going to assemblys

At a small art cinema, I once watched a film by the COBRA movement. It was a closeup of a smiling mouth and lasted for (i think) seven minutes. That was a very intense kind of boredom.

On topic, I created a Very Authentic Hacker App for Android.

Only boring people get bored. The closest I can get is college math, which was incredibly painful and I have used 0 times in my work. I don't expect that number to change.

Only boring people says cliches like "Only boring people gets bored"

xD

Only boring people say that only boring people says cliches like "Only boring people gets bored".

Let's see how long we can stretch this out before someone gives up. :)

or gets bored :D

Or even gives up being bored or boring. lol

I'm never bored, the world is an interesting (if often depressing) place.

or kills themself being bored

There's nothing more boring than watching someone else play a video game