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The Real Texas

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4.1/5

( 25 Reviews )

4.1

25 Reviews

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Edition:
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Standard Edition
Includes: designer's notebook, papercraft figures, soundtrack
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The Real Texas
Description
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in Strange, Texas. He soon discovers that this town has more than enough problems of it's own. The residents of Strange all seem to be pulled in and trapped from other times and places, just like Sam...
Genre:
Action - Adventure - Modern
Tags:
Adventure, Action, Indie, Classic, Modern
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4.1/5

( 25 Reviews )

4.1

25 Reviews

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Product details
2012, Kitty Lambda Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7, 1.8 GHz (Intel Core 2 Duo or better), 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9.0c-compatible vide...
DLCs
The Real Texas: Cellpop Goes Out At Night
Description
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in Strange, Texas.

He soon discovers that this town has more than enough problems of it's own. The residents of Strange all seem to be pulled in and trapped from other times and places, just like Sam-- yet things here are oddly familiar.

The Real Texas is a unique blend of action-RPG with strategic real-time combat and many-layered puzzles. Quests and story situations all play into the central mysteries of Strange, a town with a vast, interconnected dungeon underneath. The keyword system is a definite and enjoyable throwback to many great PC RPGs, and means some NPCs have clues to give only if you type them in (most dialogue options are clickable, though.) Uncover the mysteries of "real world" Castle Rockingham, where Sam's vacation was originally supposed to take place, but is now an abandoned castle filled only with ghosts. Uncover secret items and equipment, read books, unlock treasure chests, solve riddles, gather clues, and avoid the estate tax (if you can.)

Add to all of this a challenging quickdraw gun-combat system with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons, a full clothing and equipment system (underwear optional) with various effects, and The Real Texas has a lot to offer any fan of old-school Zelda-like RPGs or action-adventure games.

  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England.
  • Zelda-style puzzles and action elements mixed with an Ultima-style RPG conversation trees and inventory system.
  • Lots of subquests, secrets to find, dungeons to delve, and townspeople to help.

(c) 2009-2012 Kitty Lambda Games Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Contents
Standard Edition
Dusty Skies Edition
designer's notebook
papercraft figures
soundtrack
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Recommended system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Recommended system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

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Game details
Genre:
Action - Adventure - Modern
Tags:
Adventure, Action, Indie, Classic, Modern
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, Ubuntu 18.04), Mac OS X (10.6.8+)
Release date:
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Company:
Kitty Lambda Games / Kitty Lambda Games
Size:
182 MB
Links:
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Languages
English
audio
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User reviews

Posted on: November 20, 2012

SophieH

Verified owner

Games: 7 Reviews: 1

Most Charming game I've ever played

I got this game when it first came out and I've been in love with it ever since. Everything about it is perfect and you will definitely not regret buying it, (I've just bought it for the second time, and I'm happy to do so!)

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Posted on: November 24, 2012

Microwave

Games: 17 Reviews: 2

The best game of 2012

This game is incredible and I cannot recommend it enough to everyone.

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Posted on: January 2, 2013

JPL1138

Games: 43 Reviews: 1

LOL

This game is oogleh.

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Posted on: November 26, 2012

is5

Games: 89 Reviews: 1

Graphical Quality Is Unacceptable.

The gameplay looks pretty decent, but unfortunately the entire product is riddled with programmer placeholder type graphics. The developers should have waited until they could afford someone skilled in rigging 3D animations to scripts as needed until releasing a product that honestly looks like it isn't worth half a penny. I would maybe play this if it were free, but the visuals are simply too bland and tiring despite the designers clearly aiming high in terms of narrative and gameplay. In short, the horrible graphics undermine the intent of the developers and sabotage what could be a good game by making it look like yet another ugly minecraft clone.

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