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The Real Texas

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4.1/5

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4.1

25 Reviews

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The Real Texas
Description
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in Strange, Texas. He soon discovers that this town has more than enough problems of it's own. The residents of Strange all seem to be pulled in and trapped from other times and places, just like Sam...
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4.1/5

( 25 Reviews )

4.1

25 Reviews

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2012, Kitty Lambda Games, ...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7, 1.8 GHz (Intel Core 2 Duo or better), 1 GB RAM, DirectX 9.0c-compatible vide...
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The Real Texas: Cellpop Goes Out At Night
Description
Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in Strange, Texas.

He soon discovers that this town has more than enough problems of it's own. The residents of Strange all seem to be pulled in and trapped from other times and places, just like Sam-- yet things here are oddly familiar.

The Real Texas is a unique blend of action-RPG with strategic real-time combat and many-layered puzzles. Quests and story situations all play into the central mysteries of Strange, a town with a vast, interconnected dungeon underneath. The keyword system is a definite and enjoyable throwback to many great PC RPGs, and means some NPCs have clues to give only if you type them in (most dialogue options are clickable, though.) Uncover the mysteries of "real world" Castle Rockingham, where Sam's vacation was originally supposed to take place, but is now an abandoned castle filled only with ghosts. Uncover secret items and equipment, read books, unlock treasure chests, solve riddles, gather clues, and avoid the estate tax (if you can.)

Add to all of this a challenging quickdraw gun-combat system with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons, a full clothing and equipment system (underwear optional) with various effects, and The Real Texas has a lot to offer any fan of old-school Zelda-like RPGs or action-adventure games.

  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England.
  • Zelda-style puzzles and action elements mixed with an Ultima-style RPG conversation trees and inventory system.
  • Lots of subquests, secrets to find, dungeons to delve, and townspeople to help.

(c) 2009-2012 Kitty Lambda Games Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Contents
Standard Edition
Dusty Skies Edition
designer's notebook
papercraft figures
soundtrack
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Please be advised that Windows 10 operating system will receive frequent hardware driver and software updates following its release; this may affect game compatibility

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
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Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, Ubuntu 18.04), Mac OS X (10.6.8+)
Release date:
{{'2012-06-14T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
182 MB

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Posted on: December 16, 2013

rilley_grate

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Games: 72 Reviews: 4

Very good!

At first I wasn't sure what to expect when I saw the first section of the game. After it gets going, though, it's a very enjoyable playing experience. You never feel pressured to stick to the path, and the plot is very well-executed. While it falls a bit short in the terms of an explorable overworld, it still succeeds in making a world that feels vast.


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Posted on: April 30, 2013

slophlong

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Games: 134 Reviews: 1

An excellent hidden gem

I randomly purchased this a few days ago when it was in a bundle and I'm very happy that I did. It turned out to be one of the best games I've played this year.


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Posted on: November 20, 2012

seorin

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Games: 197 Reviews: 1

An Unforgettable Experience

The Real Texas is like nothing you've ever played, but it combines several games you might find familiar: Ultima VI, The Legend of Zelda, and Earthbound. If you're familiar with those games, you already know that you need to give this one a shot. You won't be disappointed.


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Posted on: December 30, 2012

icovoc

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Games: 102 Reviews: 1

genius

A great, inventive, and smart game. Everyone should play this. I'm serious.


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Posted on: May 22, 2015

RobotBanker

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Games: 66 Reviews: 4

the best game of all time

maybe maybe


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