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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut

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3.5/5

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3.5

144 Reviews

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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut
Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention. Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17...
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Product details
2003, Running With Scissors, ESRB Rating: Mature 17+...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.4 GHz or faster, 512 MB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with Dir...
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
14 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention.

Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities, mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Enter multiplayer mode Go Postal with up to 15 other death row candidates.
  • Includes the original POSTAL and the Special Delivery Expansion Pack
  • A fast-paced, guns-blazing, mind-numbing isometric view killing spree
  • Look at the world through the eyes of a psycho!

©2009, RWS Inc. All Rights Reserved. POSTAL®, Champ™, Krotchy™, Postal Dude™, the Running With Scissors name and the Running With Scissors logo are registered trademarks of RWS Inc. in the United States and/or other Countries.

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manual (26 pages) HD wallapers (Postal series) avatars (Postal series)
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
14 h Completionist
4 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, Ubuntu 18.04)
Release date:
{{'2003-08-29T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Size:
292 MB
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Mature 17+ (Animated Blood and Gore, Animated Violence)

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Posted on: September 4, 2018

BobBep1995

Games: 70 Reviews: 7

A murder shooter mixed with dark humor

I enjoyed postal 2 in 2015 itz offensive, dark and funny at the same time, with the postal dude as a cool protanginst he is a lovable character along with doom guy, caleb and duke nukem. but in this game its takes more of a darker side from the sequel you have gone mad that the whole world has gone to hell thanks to a poisonus gas that has taken an effect on people turning them into muderous crazy gun totting psychos, but the postal dude thinks that he is the cure and that you are the only person who isnt insane but i wonder who is the insane one? cuz what does he does? well gets a whole wide of weapons and just kills the people who have gone insane, i love the art of this game the people and world feels abandoned, the postal dude, civilians and murderous steal the show on this game shouting out obsurd or weird things that might make you laugh or just grin a evil smile cuz the game is dark along with the humor, like people say arghh my leg, or i am having a bad day or someone swearing and saying they are already dead which made me flat out chuckle... must be the dark humor side of me, but the thing i will have a con for this game it is short like two hour short but it is worth buying if you want a arcade shooter like the old atari or shooter games back in the 80s or 90s plus this game is not for everyone and so is the sequel but if you have a open mind and play the games for the fun and not the conversty of it i would say buy this and postal 2 if you like your games with dark bleak or offensive humor.


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Posted on: May 24, 2019

fartnob

Verified owner

Games: 454 Reviews: 10

Overall very good...

While I like postal a lot, I wish sometimes it was a fps. But gotta say, I truly enjoy playing it. And that dear gamers is my humble opinion.


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Posted on: December 6, 2019

simolkaw

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Games: 209 Reviews: 2

Wishing the old days back

After playing the game, it give you the feeling that you are in the top wanted list Yeah, wishing the old days back


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Posted on: May 31, 2024

Postal is dull but it must exist

Postal is a unique game with environmental narration, a will to disgust you and maybe facinate you... But objectively, the game is pathetic. The controls are horrible, the difficulty is made with the presence of a ton of bullets sponges... The situations are the same at every level because the objectives are the same. The feedbacks of the guns are design to be terrible, so they are. The graphics are made with stupid drawing cause they want it like that, obviously. You're always lost cause the level design is absent. But, Postal must exist because Postal became the first real game with a voluntary wrong and shocking game design. It questions our sens of the good and the bad. Cause you can make great thing with Video Games but you can make something like that... The game is clearly made to be unpleasent and i suspect the peoples who "loved it" to don't really "loved it" but try to love somthing controversial to became someone odd and special... This is why Postal must exist : Questionning our points of view and push us to questionning ourselves... It's interresting but play a video game designed to be terrible... I think I have better things to do...


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Posted on: November 26, 2024

The game is broken

tbh, this game seems like it would be a blast, but it won't let me advance to the next level when i beat a level. can you guys please fix this?


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