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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut

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3.5/5

( 144 Reviews )

3.5

144 Reviews

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POSTAL: Classic and Uncut
Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention. Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17...
Genre:
Shooter - Action - Horror
Tags:
Action, Classic, Dark, Horror, Difficult, show 8 more... Isometric, Top-Down, NSFW, Shooter, Psychological Horror, Surreal, Dark Comedy, Free Game
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3.5/5

( 144 Reviews )

3.5

144 Reviews

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Product details
2003, Running With Scissors, ESRB Rating: Mature 17+...
System requirements
Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10, 1.4 GHz or faster, 512 MB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with Dir...
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
14 h Completionist
4 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description
Banned in over ten countries, realistic, non-stop-killing, action-strategy psychological thriller. No aliens, no mutants, no stupid quest for the dragon's balls. Just good antisocial, psychotic shoot-'em-up action, strategy and government intervention.

Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 levels (plus 4 new levels and 24 new characters in the expansion pack). Exploit mass murder opportunities, mow down marching bands, spray protesters, charbroil whole towns. Enter multiplayer mode Go Postal with up to 15 other death row candidates.
  • Includes the original POSTAL and the Special Delivery Expansion Pack
  • A fast-paced, guns-blazing, mind-numbing isometric view killing spree
  • Look at the world through the eyes of a psycho!

©2009, RWS Inc. All Rights Reserved. POSTAL®, Champ™, Krotchy™, Postal Dude™, the Running With Scissors name and the Running With Scissors logo are registered trademarks of RWS Inc. in the United States and/or other Countries.

Goodies
manual (26 pages) HD wallapers (Postal series) avatars (Postal series)
System requirements
Minimum system requirements:
Recommended system requirements:

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Recommended system requirements:

Mac notice: The game is 32-bit only and will not work on macOS 10.15 and up.

Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
2.5 hMain
3.5 h Main + Sides
14 h Completionist
4 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Shooter - Action - Horror
Tags:
Action, Classic, Dark, Horror, Difficult, show 8 more... Isometric, Top-Down, NSFW, Shooter, Psychological Horror, Surreal, Dark Comedy, Free Game
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, Ubuntu 18.04)
Release date:
{{'2003-08-29T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
Running With Scissors / Running With Scissors
Size:
292 MB
Links:
Forum discussion
Rating:
ESRB Rating: Mature 17+ (Animated Blood and Gore, Animated Violence)
Game features
Multi-player
Single-player
Languages
English
audio
text
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User reviews

Posted on: March 17, 2012

Accatone

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 1

Mayhem

A surprisingly refreshing game that does not give a sh1t about politically correct acts. It's add-on also provides a nice change to its brown/green heavy levels (especially EZ Mart and Resort). I occasionally play it when I need to get relaxed. Recommended.

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Posted on: May 12, 2012

Ophelium

Verified owner

Games: 2729 Reviews: 24

Insanity: A Definition

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Postal is just that. Kill X people, go to the next level, repeat. My first exposure to the game was many years ago through a friend who thought it was great, so I decided to pick it up after joining GOG. The lesson here: My friend was a bit nuts and so was I for buying this.

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Posted on: September 16, 2012

seriouskamikazi

Verified owner

Games: 161 Reviews: 9

Serious Reviews: postal

gameplay isnt bad but its repetative however i cant stand the tank controls 6.0/10

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Posted on: October 23, 2012

korstog3033

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 1

Funny enough for about 40 minutes

If you find humour in pointless violence, you'll find it here. Other than that there's not really that much to it. Controls are crude but OK. Not being able to save is a bit of a pain as you'll have to start over each time you play. Worth it's money when it's on sale at least.

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Posted on: May 21, 2014

dick1982

Games: 119 Reviews: 20

So bad.

It's awful ...it's so damn awful. And I don't mean 'cause of muh moral karma police bullshit. Just go play Postal 2 or any olde gory shooter game. Awful "hand painted" graphics, even worse 3D polygons for the NPCs and postal man himself, and terrible tank controls. Also stupidly hard for some of the missions were shoot ASSPLOSIONS! all over you while you're near explosive stuff everywhere.

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