Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Welcome to the erotica business!
It's your dream. You're the boss of an international erotica group with film and sound studios, a casting office, mar...
1998,
Interactive Strip, ESRB Rating: Adults Only 18+...
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Windows 7/8/10, 1.4 GHz, 1 GB RAM, 3D graphics card compatible with DirectX 9.0c...
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Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Welcome to the erotica business!
It's your dream. You're the boss of an international erotica group with film and sound studios, a casting office, marketing department etc! But everyone has to begin at the bottom. So you start up with your attractive girlfriend in a sleepy little town in the desert. But as if that's not enough: You're almost broke and the FBI is after you, too. It's up to you to make the most of your exciting new career as a producer of erotica.
The funny erotic pictures in Lula - The Sexy Empire were created by the well-known illustrator, Carsten Wieland, and give the game its unique atmosphere. Along with the wide array of hidden gags, the innovative 3 stage playing system guarantees long-lasting fun!
Get into the erotic movie-making business, put together storyboards, name and edit films.
Climb the ranks of low society: start as a criminal thug on the run and become the erotica mogul of your dreams!
Manage your ever-growing empire whether it's movies or risque boutiques!
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I can't figure out how to speed up time, how to bring up the Main Menu anywhere but the hotel room. I have been completely unable to find a manual for the game in English, or at least in text in a foreign language so that I can get it translated.
The only way I can find to "quit out" is to alt-tab and Close Window. Which makes GOG Galaxy think the game's still running, so I have to close it out to try again.
One of the problems that I could see, right off the bat, was the fact that there was hardly any humor to be found and the eroticism that this game is going for is, in my opinion, much to be desired.
The music and sound effects are OK, the voice acting is hardly even there and when it is, it's just horrendous.
Art style, done by Carsten Wieland, is pretty good. That's the only good you'll get out of me for this game, personally.
The gameplay is just boring as all hell. The first part of the game has you trying to get away from the FBI and making money by making pornography through video or picture-taking and selling them. Once you've earned enough money, you're in the second part of the game where you have your own porn studio. You hire some actors and staff, buying props (I.E. Dildos & other such toys), shooting porn movies and selling them. The third part is where it gets dull and uninteresting really fast. Most of what you do has you flying around and managing sex shops. This part was so boring, I actually had to have a Red Bull or two just to keep playing/reviewing this thing.
I can safely say that this game is just one of the worst out there, especially if eroticism is concerned. If you want a game that is erotic and has some humor in it as well, get any of the Leisure Suit Larry games. Otherwise, fuck this game. No, you know what? Don't fuck it, it doesn't deserve that. That's only glorifying it.
If you really want this that bad, I'd suggest you wait until it's on sale for say, $1.50, for example.
You'd have to be masochistic to wanna enjoy this game. Some of you might get some pleasure out of it. As for most of us, this will bring nothing but pain.
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