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Jalopy

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3.3/5

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3.3

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Jalopy
Description
Navigate miles and miles of tyre changing, fuel burning, carburettor busting, mud clattering terrain, through night and day, rain and shine. Adapt to whatever the procedurally generated world of Jalopy can throw at you. Upgrade, maintain and care for your Laika 601 Deluxe motor vehicle. Keep clos...
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3.3/5

( 30 Reviews )

3.3

30 Reviews

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2018, Greg Pryjmachuk, ...
System requirements
Windows 7 / 8 / 10 (64-bit), Intel Core i3 2GHz or equivalent, 4 GB RAM, Dedicated graphics card wit...
Time to beat
6 hMain
12 h Main + Sides
28.5 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
Description
Navigate miles and miles of tyre changing, fuel burning, carburettor busting, mud clattering terrain, through night and day, rain and shine. Adapt to whatever the procedurally generated world of Jalopy can throw at you.

Upgrade, maintain and care for your Laika 601 Deluxe motor vehicle. Keep close attention to everything from the state of your tyres, the condition of your engine and even the space in your trunk. Repair each aspect of your scrappy little car and install unique upgrades to deal with the changing world. Everything from cargo weight to the condition of your carburettor will determine how your car performs on the open road.

The rise of capitalism brings an economical conundrum. Scavenge for scraps to make a small return of investment, or become a baron of the open road and smuggle contraband under the eyes of border patrols to make a sizable profit.

Developer Greg Pryjmachuk worked on the Formula 1 franchise from 2009 through to 2014. In late 2014, Greg began work on this new driving simulation featuring the fictional Laika 601 Deluxe car; reminiscent of the East German “Trabbie”, it will need much love and care to keep it going on this memorable road trip!
  • New odometer keeps track of the miles you have travelled
  • New spray paints available from the Laika dealership to customise both inside and outside of your car
  • Car manual has been overhauled to improve functionality – check the weight limit of your car to improve your Laika’s performance
  • Scavenging game mechanic has been expanded so that abandoned crate spawn more dynamically so eagle-eyed drivers such as yourself can be the first to spot valuable parts
  • New scrap yards added to selected routes – search for spare parts if you can crack the gate
  • Games menu remembers saved game and creates a background matching the new area to explore and remind you where you are on your journey
  • Various road conditions, oil spillages and pot holes are just some of the new environmental details which add to Jalopy’s realism
  • An entirely new tyre system added – players can now better prepare for their trips, with off-road tyres and wet weather tyres affecting grip levels
  • New music from musician Jeremy Warmsley which can be played on the car radio or from a play list
  • Authentic license plates

Excalibur Publishing © 2017 - All rights reserved Minskworks © 2017 - All rights reserved

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
6 hMain
12 h Main + Sides
28.5 h Completionist
9.5 h All Styles
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Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11)
Release date:
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Size:
327 MB

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Posted on: July 26, 2018

mni

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Games: Reviews: 3

Too buggy, yet I want to like it...

Reviewing Version 1.0, as it was released and is the only version now (Jul 26) on gog. (on a side note: seems there's an update to the Steam version, which gog did not get?) tl;dr: The game seems VERY UNFINISHED, it is bugged to a point where it seems game breaking to me (Istanbul map is comicly broken). MAYBE a patch will fix, meanwhile only buy for the Trabant nostalgia if you need to. My complaints in detail: * Istanbul map is fundamentally broken: entry to gas station is blocked of by a bridge pillar * Uncle does not leave the car, and if he does, he stays sitting on bed staring into the air. (WTF?!) * Extremely unbalanced gameplay, you either grind or cheat for enough money, neither is fun. * Trying to make money by salvaging parts from the road? Good luck with your almost non-existing inventory; I ended up just dropping parts in the car for selling (why is that not possible? I can fit a bottle in there easily, or uncle can hold....) * Maps seem to be generated somehow, but badly, I ended up passing the identical landscape twice many times. * Language selection required to quit the game * AI traffic honks at you on a 3-lane otherwise empty highway. Well, thank you... * gas stations should have a sign pointing to them (also: what point is there in putting one on top of a hill, miles from the highway?!) * Engine sound not even close to Trabant (why bother modelling it is such high detail otherwise then?) * Laika shop interface is an abomination: only images and prices, no explanation of stuff I'm buying. Also lets you buy stuff that never gets delivered. * A choice of 30 fuel tanks. Why was time spent on this instead of playtesting this game? * Numerous flaws in text (might be the translation) * Graphics are glitching every here and there, with objects flickering or clipping through others * No newspaper in hotels despite "tips and tricks" saying so On the good side: * lovely car * lovely radio music * lovely scenery I keep hoping for a proper version 2.


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Posted on: March 24, 2021

Vibor

Verified owner

Games: 716 Reviews: 22

Very expensive. Very incomplete concept.

Neat idea hampered by a huge price and a LOT of missing quality of life features for a game these day. I'd love to get into it, but the game is so dark it's impossible to see what you're doing! The audio is super quiet, and the inventory system while cute at first becomes horrifically tedious at your very first stop: Trying to do your shopping in complete darkness is a joke...I guess shops in Europe don't have lights. Adding the simplest of options like gamma, and volume would probably make a huge difference to this title.


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Posted on: June 12, 2018

Angrierplatypus

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Games: 60 Reviews: 2

Avoid this as it is still bugged.

Cannot recommend this as you will still randomly run into game-breaking bugs: - Purchase an upgrade and it may not show up. - If it does show up you may be unable to install it and out much of your money. - Occasionally you'll lose the ability to interact with the world in any way..... All of these either break progression or ful on force the player to restart. Given the game's design, such bugs are totally unacceptable at this point.


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Posted on: August 14, 2024

Mark10

Games: 371 Reviews: 2

Lots of potential but it's abandonware

Got this on steam, it is one of the best games I played because if its unique concept but it's abandonware. Wouldn't work well with a controller unless you make some tweaks for hours, to make it work. So your best bet is to just roll with it on mouse and keyboard. It has a lot of potential, could've been better if there was dedication at all whatsoever. There is another game you can try that's similar to this called Under the Sand. Unique on its own as well.


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Posted on: January 29, 2019

Good catch on a sale

If you like cars, inventory management, an annoying uncle, and the ability to run out of gas halfway through cold war europe and need to walk to the gas station an hour away just to realize you left your wallet in the car, This is a good game.


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