Posted on: April 28, 2018

OlgerthHeidern
Verified ownerGames: 11 Reviews: 6
The hype was real...
I usually have a hard-and-fast rule against preorders, but in this case it was Battletech and Harebrained Schemes. So I pledged. And waited. And hoped. Silly me. Battetech is not just bad, it is UNFORGIVABLY bad. The story is literally spoiled in the intro - the generic princess tells you, the generic merc, that yay, it's all over, the good guys won, and it's all because of you. Bye-bye tension and uncertainty; to compensate, you are treated to a Shamalyan-esque "WHAT A TWIST!" moment during the tutorial. The story isn't even yours; it's the story of the aforementioned princess, and you are an "NPC" in it, if you will. Her motivation never progresses beyond "THE THRONE IS MY BIRTHRIGHT!" and the villains quickly go from "morally ambiguous and somewhat relatable" to "cartoony and moustache-twirling". Then there's the overall quality (or lack thereof). Graphics ares straight out of early 2000s; animations are primitive and unconvincing and environment elements are often wildly out of scale (think giant bushes that reach the waist of your giant robots). Given the relatively complex system that Battletech is, the tutorial is unforgivably thin. and there's no in-game reference that would help you get a better grip on the gameplay. The interface, good grief, the interface; parts of it could serve as the illustration of what not to do when desining one. And finally, bugs. Including the one that causes some graphic cards to constantly run at 100% and overheat. You'd think HBS is cryptomining in the background. So how did it all go so wrong so fast? The answer lies with one Kiva Maginn, the design lead and an unrepentant SJW, who had the bandwidth to jam in a "pronoun selection" in the character creation and a "gender nonbinary" perk, but not to actually turn out a good product. "Let's all laugh at the industry that never learns anything, TEE HEE HEE". SJWs ruined Dragon Age, Tomb Raider and Mass Effect. Why would anyone expect Battletech to turn out any different?..
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