Granted, but governments and oil company owners won't allow this to happen. They will silence and make this news disappear and prevent such news from circulating.

I wish that politics were not a dirty world.

Granted, now no one is engaged in politics. Governments are collapsing one by one and finally human civilization disappears into anarchy and chaos...

I wish that computers don't require an energy source to work.

Granted, but in order to reach that advanced level of technology, HUGE amount of energy are required to research it. Not only that such energy is currently unable to be provided with todays technology, it takes a lot of time that at the earliest, you'll be more than 100 years old by the time it's completed.

I wish to be able to mindwash the proponent of anarchism, that there is no such thing "anarchism".

Granted, but now they switch to nihilism.

I wish my order of Arkham City gets here soon next week.

Granted, but you'll be very busy at work that you won't have time to play it until next month or you quit your job. :D

I wish rain would soon fall here.

Granted, but it will last 40 days and 40 nights and will be remembered as the Second Great Flood by the few survivors. I hope you live on top of a mountain, because otherwise...

I wish to be able to prevent natural disasters at will.

Granted, but you later find out that there are way too many disasters caused by human errors and evil humans, and you can't do anything about this.

I wish I had a new pair of 2 GB DDR2 800MHz in my hands right now.

Granted, but they are defective.

I wish developers learn to port a game to PC without consolitis.

Granted, but only the wort games ever made in a console will be ported, don't be sad, at least you'll get a PC functional menu.

I wish I could ride a white shark withouth being attacked or killed by it.

Wish granted. The shark is harpooned with you on it, and you become an added ingredient in shark fin soup.

I wish Mitt Romney would become a car salesman for General Motors, a spokesman for the preservation of the Great Lakes region, and a champion in the fight against deforestation.

Granted, unfortunately you wake up and realize that it was just a nightmare, he is himself and lives happy for ever.

I wish GOG would introduce a feature so that people would never forget to put their wishes in their posts.

Granted, but that feature forces people to write a wish in each and every of their posts, and that quickly leads to a huge decline in participation and eventually to the forum death...

I wish for a non-flawed, functional forum search engine.

Granted, but it requires a large donation of kitten blood at every use.


I wish to be brought back after death as an Elder thing. (As they were at their hight)

Granted, everyone considers that Elder things were at their hight when they acted as clowns at parties for children throughout the universe. Welcome to your new and exciting career...

I really wish people participating in this thread up'repped the OP (DrOblivious) for his original contribution to the forum!