Granted. But you will be hunted down for years to come by said swarm, for they shall believe the corruption was your doing.

I wish I had a ham and cheese omelette the size of Denmark.

Granted, and you've just eaten it in one mouthful. That's the size of Denmark on the map you were seeing.

I wish I could order the rats around my neighborhood to stop roaming in my house and when they got caught by cats, please ask the cat to clean your remains!

Granted, but now there aren't rats or cats in your neighborhood. Because the site where you live has been overrun by a plague of snakes. HUGE, poisonous snakes...

I wish to be romantically involved with my favorite actress.

Granted. But you will discover "her" secret. As i don't know your sexual preferences, this could play out one or another way.

Walking the Mohave makes you aImost wish for a nuclear winter...errr...
I wish for a hard winter.

Granted, but to do that you have to spend a winter with a hard Mr. Milord de Winter.

I wish that the rainy season comes here right by this October.

Granted, but will consist of almost continuous rainfalls of frogs for several months.

I wish to be able of accelerate and slow down the passage of time at will.

Granted, but you accidentally accelerated time too much and now all of humanity is dead. Since you can only accelerate and slow down the passage of time, you cannot go back in time to speak to another person for the rest of your life.

I wish to fall in love with someone who will love me as much as I do that person and who will live exactly as long as I do and that we die being at least 100 years old.

There... That's most 'fall in love' corrupts taken care of... I think. Do your worst.

Granted, but you know said person just a day before both arrive at the same age of 101 years old (plus that person will be the same gender as you). Enjoy the few hours that has been given to you...

I wish to be able to filter out ambient noise.

OFFTOPIC: Second star! Yay!

Granted, but now you are deaf.

I wish I could have a Pikachu in real life

Granted, but you live in a fantasy world and there, you don't have it. In real world where there is Pikachu, you're not there. :D

I wish I could make the sun rises from the west and sets to the east.

Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish humanity begin exploring the stars and join a galactic community

Granted, but said galactic community is an oppressive organization dedicated to enslave less technologically advanced worlds. And a day these worlds will rise up against us and we will pay for our heinous acts with blood...

I wish humanity begin to treat the rest of the planet's species as welcomed fellow travelers on the journey of life.

Granted but humanity will continue to treat each other terribly.

I wish to have my wish corrupted in a creative and exciting way.

Granted, your wish will be corrupted in a real game of Jumanji, you'll have thousands of exciting ways to corrupt your wish while you try to stay alive.

I wish we could discover and travel to parallel universes.

Granted, but someone has to be left behind in this universe and that is you, to keep providing the rest of us information about what happens here.

I wish I could find someone to corrupt others' wishes in a creative and exciting way.