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MrWilli: Off-Topic:That's what I get for writing a post at 4 am.
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thespian9099: Off-Topic granted, but now you have to post all your off-topics at 4 am

I wish a bag of gold.
Granted - but its a bag of hot molten gold that will never become cold
I wish to acquire an inner balance
Post edited August 09, 2012 by Skreczi
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thespian9099: Off-Topic granted, but now you have to post all your off-topics at 4 am

I wish a bag of gold.
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Skreczi: Granted - but its a bag of hot molten gold that will never become cold
I wish to acquire an inner balance
Granted, but you are also isolated from all human contact :P

I wish for a longer summer season.
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DrOblivious: Granted, but now your head is full of kryptonite.

I wish that GOG gave me access to their entire catalog for starting this awsome thread.
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sloganvirst: Granted, but you then lose internet access for 10 years, by which time the zombie apocalypse has taken over and GOG's servers are shutdown.
Why some zombie would make us stop working?
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thespian9099: I wish to find a good job.
Granted, the job is good but you still hate it.

I wish that could change some elements from the past
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le_chevalier: I wish I could give to fellow GOGers the Legend of Grimrock game. :)
Granted - all you have to do is pay for it (its corrupt a wish after all ;) )
I wish to have a space fighter
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bloodmon: i wish i was alucard from hellsing
Granted - but, as Alucard in Hellsing, you have a human master. This master will never allow you to use powers sealed in you. For your whole eternity you will exist with bitter knowledge that you will never be something more that a servant to your master.

I wish to not be so fat.
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bloodmon: i wish i was still alucard but my master dies setting me free to use my powers
Granted - but you have died second after your master with to little time to even slightly enjoy your freedom

I wish that politicians come to their senses and finally start to work for good of all people
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gandalf.nho: Granted, but they will first approve a law declaring that only politicians are people.
OFFTOP
Fu** that sounds like politicians O_O Scarry man - to real O_O

/EoOFFTOP
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gandalf.nho: I wish for a dinosaur pet.
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Drelmanes: Granted, you'll receive a Tamagotchi in your birthday.
I wish to read people's mind without my head exploding or other painful things.
Granted - nothing painful will happens. Still every single time you read someone mind some of his personality overwrite yours. In time there is no more you - just a thing that reads minds.

I wish for us to stop wishing before some of those things will start happening
EDIT
I hope participants know I am waiting very eager for that "corrupt a wish" version ;)
Post edited August 15, 2012 by Skreczi
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gandalf.nho: I wish to travel to ancient Greece.
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pH7: Granted. You arrive there about a century before anyone else (doesn't get any more ancient than that).

I wish I needed 30% less sleep than the average person.
Granted - you need less sleep but you are still sleepy as your body are use to longer sleeps (human need around 4h of sleep - rest is our "calibration")

I wish that "Prometheus" did not suck :(
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VIPERs: Granted, you have a homicidla girlfriend. Good luck trying to go to sleep.

I wish everyone would do something nice for someone each day.
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Rohan15: I can deal with that honestly. Wish granted, we fucking ignored you.

I wish for a mean wish.
Granted - that was one awesome wish. No one knew how to corrupt it. To bad you will never know what was it.

I wish for Philip K Dick to be alive and write more of his stories - every single one great.
Post edited September 01, 2012 by Skreczi
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Rohan15: I can deal with that honestly. Wish granted, we fucking ignored you.

I wish for a mean wish.
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Skreczi: Granted - that was one awesome wish. No one knew how to corrupt it. To bad you will never know what was it.

I wish for Philip K Dick to be alive and write more of his stories - every single one great.
Granted, but all he writes now are romance novels so horrible that not even the Harlequin Novel folks will publish them :D

I wish that Harlan Ellison wrote more books before he kicks off to that great library in the sky...
Post edited September 01, 2012 by JudasIscariot
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JudasIscariot: Granted, but all he writes now are romance novels so horrible that not even the Harlequin Novel folks will publish them :D

I wish that Harlan Ellison wrote more books before he kicks off to that great library in the sky...
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Rohan15: Granted. Have fun reading Nicholas Spark novels for the rest of your life.
I wish for more expensive GOG games.
Granted, but they're only expensive for YOU. Everyone else gets discounts and all sorts of other things. Oh and the DRM gets put back in and amplified i.e. TAGES gets combined with Starforce and SecuROM and the old-school manual check copyright protection.

I wish I had a wish.
Granted - it was safe and peaceful as humans learn to leave with each other. This was a reason why our military technology was not good enough when THE OTHERS have found us...

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever was never created and always have staid in our dreams as a perfect Duke Nukem game.
Granted - but they bankrupt with all developing studios they were working with. Also, as Gods were not sure how far you are going with interpretation of DRM so they also consider EULAs a DRM as some people are seeing it that way. And since everyone went bankrupt there is no one to create a game... NO ONE!

I wish that Game of Thrones has some cool and epic ending now so we can see the end of the series before humanity die off ;)