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Granted, but that patch screws up resistance stats.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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DrOblivious: I wish I had a billion dollars.
Granted, but in Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for a spaceship
Post edited August 16, 2012 by gandalf.nho
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gandalf.nho: I wish for a spaceship
Granted, but you had noone to navigate it and you couldn't afford its fuel and maintenance costs, so you had to sell it.

I wish I could control the inflation rate.
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le_chevalier: I wish I could control the inflation rate.
Granted, but humankind rejects the money and go back to barter.

I wish not to have a headache.
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thespian9099: I wish not to have a headache.
Granted, but thinking about the person who had corrupted your wish(es), gave you serious headache that the only cure is to corrupt other people's wishes. :D

I wish those who are going to corrupt others' wishes wouldn't be so cruel.
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thespian9099: I wish not to have a headache.
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le_chevalier: Granted, but thinking about the person who had corrupted your wish(es), gave you serious headache that the only cure is to corrupt other people's wishes. :D

I wish those who are going to corrupt others' wishes wouldn't be so cruel.
Granted, but they will be so cloyingly friendly and sympathetic corrupting your wishes that you will prefer that things were like before.

I wish to have a smart (domotic) home.
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thespian9099: I wish to have a smart (domotic) home.
Granted, but the house's AI will be very ciument and will punish little transgressions, like locking you out because arrived late without inform her first


I wish to travel to ancient Greece.
Post edited August 16, 2012 by gandalf.nho
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gandalf.nho: I wish to travel to ancient Greece.
Granted. You arrive there about a century before anyone else (doesn't get any more ancient than that).

I wish I needed 30% less sleep than the average person.
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gandalf.nho: I wish to travel to ancient Greece.
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pH7: Granted. You arrive there about a century before anyone else (doesn't get any more ancient than that).

I wish I needed 30% less sleep than the average person.
Granted - you need less sleep but you are still sleepy as your body are use to longer sleeps (human need around 4h of sleep - rest is our "calibration")

I wish that "Prometheus" did not suck :(
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Skreczi: I wish that "Prometheus" did not suck :(
Granted, it no longer sucks, it blows.

I wish everything continues as before.
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Skreczi: I wish that "Prometheus" did not suck :(
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Miaghstir: Granted, it no longer sucks, it blows.

I wish everything continues as before.
And so it does - Prometheus now sucks again.

I wish the next poster had two wishes
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Lou: I wish the next poster had two wishes
granted but you have to give up your wish next time you grant one.

I wish for a cake.

I wish that my first wish is fulfilled by a poster 5 post down.
Post edited August 16, 2012 by fursav
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fursav: I wish for a cake.
I wish that my first wish is fulfilled by a poster 5 post down.
Granted, a fruitcake is coming to whereever you are. You might say no, but you couldn't. You'll have to eat the cake or the cake will chase you forever.

Granted, but the poster suddenly disappeared mysteriously. There's no guarantee that the 4th poster down from here would do as you had wished.

I wish I wouldn't have to corrupt more than one wish anymore. That's too taxing, too cruel... :D
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le_chevalier: 'snip

I wish I wouldn't have to corrupt more than one wish anymore. That's too taxing, too cruel... :D
Granted, but now you have to grant Timmy Turner's wishes uncorrupted

I wish I had a working, functional jetpack
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Thunderstone: I wish I had a working, functional jetpack
Granted, but since you're too hot for heat-seeking missile, you got hit by a stray Stinger.

I wish we could shotdown all of govt-sent spying drones.