I wish I accidentally the whole cucumber.
Granted, you become wholly cucumber and then be eaten by someone, digested into substances that are no longer cucumber.
I wish for Legend of Grimrock ^_^
Granted, but you will never win the game somehow. You can always try and try again into eternity, but you couldn't win it, unless you change your game. :)
I wish I could give to fellow GOGers the Legend of Grimrock game. :)