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Mafia: Definitive Edition

ignor the fake "positives" do NOT buy!!!

this is a rehash of a perfectly good game. the only thing going for this is the grapics. so if you like botox and mascara and plastic chins then I suppose it is the game for you(as in superficial) but everything under the hood is a greazy hose funk! And, yes, I think they could have made a reMASTER of the old game with improved graphics but NOT remaking it into this hose fest! the acting is terrible! it is a knock off of the original. Which had perfectly good voice acting. why change it! and modifying the plot is out in every real gamer and classic oriented movie buff's book! DO NOT REMAKE GAMES! MAKE ORIGINAL ONES OR GO AWAY! the driving physics stinks. They even do away with some of the opponents to make it "easier" it is a game we want challenge not easy! Also they remove characters or reposition play characters as in the main character used to be a simply good ole boy who just got caught up in a bad deal. now he is a silly 1930's american movie characature "I wannabea gansta!" and the acting show it! The cut scene music is over the top and this is not a hollywood action flick it is supposed to depict the 1930s and the pace should follow as the original did the real life 1930s. Also and worse still there is NO music in the actual game play. just a lot of trash-talk. and oh, if you like Mafia 3 and you have the mentality of a 12 year old who lives in his mamma's basement and is bored you may like it. for any real gamer or Mafia buff stick with the classic Mafia and do not buy this rehash cash grab made by amaturs who want a quick buck! Remaster, okay. but NOT a remake! and the remasters should already be in your Mafia inventory! DO not buy a rehash but instead partition for its removal and maybe a Mafia 1 remaster

37 gamers found this review helpful
Crying Suns

I don't pay for this

first off I got this at the Spring Sale price and it wasn't even worth that! Games of these nature arent even worth money and shouild not be distrubuted for money on GOG. but made free on Abandonia! simply put it is a very cartoonish vague stick figure game(not why I am judging it mediocre) where a weird robot who talks like a kid with too much on his mind wakes up a barfing admirlal clone stating humans can only drive the ship or such. then you are stuck on the bridge listening to text about warping space in "folders" and such, which might be a good (hypathetrical) letcure but boring to sit thrugh in a game. then you are given no choice but to do what the A.I.(akin "robot") says and really the only action you take is "go here" go to this place next but everywhere else is locked out. in battle you are taken to a screen where your stagnet ship sits in the bottom of the screen and the enemy's in the top. you fire guns, regenerate power and lsend squadrens. I think it is more like "battleship" but If I wanted to play battle ship I'd go get my board game. Then you go back to the bridge and "talk" to the alien. send your WAY mission people down. but you only get text of what is going on and it is uninteresting. two stars for the fancy "warp" image on the screen that is all there is... this game was probably made by a 10 year old kid with waaay too much on his mind and knows nothing of the outside world beyond the concrete slab of his mommie's basement. save to go up the slab stairs to eat a PB&J and milk every few hours. why pay money to a game made by a kid!

1 gamers found this review helpful
Dying Light: White Death Bundle

Scare Zombie???

cmon! sounds like a funny DLC for a game that the antagonist is Zombies. yet another article to put in my wardrobe. and a cashgrab I already bought out the last waves of these DLCs I have enough clothes and sticks to defeat an entire Universe of Zombie no I don't think so.. .not today.,

10 gamers found this review helpful
Baldur's Gate: Faces of Good and Evil

ugly. not BG style

I did not(nor would not) buy this. The portraits look like reality TV re-jects from "The Batchler" and his "brides". further, Beamdog is a brain fart on Baldur's Gate, as in the dumb guy on "Saved By The Bell" making ideas off the top of his head dumb. all too comon with the amaturs of the 2010's. but buying this is a betrayal on the very fabric of space and time!

24 gamers found this review helpful
The Long Reach - DEMO

stupid!

just another lame o attempt at releasoing a "retro" arcade. :( honestly, GOG needs to releae CLASSIC titles instead of this amaturishly written dialgoue drivel. if you are going to release an arcade RELEASE A CLASSIC OLD GAME, not this attempt at pollitical preaching. Cambron on a Crutch!

4 gamers found this review helpful