... Well of course you wont play it, it's not a game, end of story, stop clicking my Review... Okay to be serious, I can't say anything on this game, voz it's a game you just have to play. So Pros - Point and Click with Style - Humorous - Requires some Skill Cons - RUSSIAN!!! (No I'm not!!!) * - It ends... I know I know it's not really a Con but I can't think of any real Cons... *(This is a joke sadly coz Internet peole are stupid I literally have to sayt his a joke or they believe it... welcome to the Age of Information)
Okay so as the title says, the game has a great Intro that gets ya pumped and then the game fails so hard when you go to play it. Okay so it's Basic, like SUPER Basic, which would be fine, but you got no idea what to do coz firstly it lies to you then it stops you from getting into the game. So here is the loop, you play the day and are told you can go explore coz nothing attacks till night... First day yes, every day after shit attacks CONSTANTLY so can't do shit for my farm. Night will fall after like a minute or two and you have to defend your farm from Waves (Yes literally Waves) of enemies which is not what I expected, it also has Bosses sometimes show up but waves keep spawning it's really hectic and can't do shit, now this would be "okay" but next is the guyt punch. So once the night ends it's time to get shit done... NOPE! A Helicopter shows up and FORCES you back to a Hub, so you get like 1-2 Minutes of exploring/growing, 2-3 minutes of endless bullet hell BS and then your booted to town and it's jarring asf, it breaks flow, breaks the gameplay and breaks my fun. It feels like a weird Mobile Hybrid only even ammobile game nails it's loop (generally speaking). The game sells itself as one game but overall it just annoyed me, will most likely refund. So Pros - Simple Gameplay anyone can pick up (mostly) - Fun Style - Potential Cons - Constantly stopped from playing - Game is cluttered Mess
when i picked this game out of a bargain bin 12 months after release I found it wouldn't work, after trolling the net I found out it had a fatal bug accidently burned onto every disc, a bug that made the game unplayable unless a patch was applied, I almost gave up but one I found the patch (the creator had gone defunct and the website was gone) what I found was one fo the greatest games I've ever played, sadly that fatal bug destroyed this games reputation at release but I'm so glad to see it here restored to it's glory, this game is epic and pushed many boundaries of what games could be, definitely worth the price.
