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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Can only polish a turd so far

Yes, graphics and story and characters and voice are all AAA stellar. But the basic movement and fighting suck worse than any game in the last five years. Take one step forward and you take three because of a ridiculous skid-to-a-stop anim. Simply swing your sword once and you spin like a ballerina with your sword held above your head and take another three steps forward. Try to turn around and you move like a Tilt-O-Whirl with a two foot turn radius. The swordfighting is just laughably bad. Play Amalur. Nine weapons instead of one (equipping two at a time no less) and you actually move where you point the stick. If you want story, read a book. If you want steamy unicorn sex, surf the web. If you want a fun controllable game, stay well away from this.

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