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I gotta tell you about this game, God of War, on freakin’ PC. It’s like when you find a hidden stash of PBRs in your grandma’s basement—unexpected, but you’re damn grateful. So let’s dive in, bros. Sony, those slick bastards, decided to drop God of War on PC. And lemme tell ya, it’s like they handed Kratos a beer bong and said, “Go wild, bro.” The PC? It’s the keg at the party. Raw power, versatility, and more frames per second than a squirrel on meth. You’ll be playing this game so smooth, it’s like you’re sliding down a greased-up stripper pole. Trust me, I’ve been there. Kratos, man. Used to be a god, now he’s a dad. His son, Atreus? Kid’s got more emotional baggage than a Tinder date. They’re on a road trip, spreading ashes like they’re at a damn barbecue. It’s like when you and your buddies pile into a beat-up van for a cross-country adventure. Kratos is the designated driver, and Atreus is the dude in the backseat who won’t stop asking, “Are we there yet?” But hey, family drama—it’s relatable shit. Now, the Leviathan Axe? That thing’s like a cross between Thor’s hammer and a frozen pizza cutter. Kratos swings it, and enemies freeze up like they just saw their ex at a party. It’s poetry, man. Atreus is all, “Dad, how are we gonna cross that gap?” And Kratos? He lifts a beam the size of a frickin’ Winnebago. It’s like watching a drunk dude move furniture after a keg party. Legendary. And shoutout to GOG, the unsung heroes of gaming. These guys are like the dudes who sneak beer into a movie theater. No DRM, no digital handcuffs—just pure, unfiltered gaming. Sony, take notes. This is how you win hearts. GOG’s got more street cred than a Wu-Tang Clan concert. So, in the grand saga of gaming, God of War is like that time you shotgunned a Four Loko and woke up with a tattoo of a dragon on your ass. It binds us, man. Transcends platforms. Sony, bring more of your catalog to PC. Let the gods walk among us, and let’s raise our axes to this mythic journey.
This is the 4th game. You miss a lot by not playing the first 3 games.
TLDR: Grindy unoptimized game. Very Fun. Constant Exploration. Always something to work towards. Breathtaking and Hilarious. Requires serious playtime to get real fun. Cant wait for the Multiplayer. A great game for future modders? _ I, LOVE, this game. This is a game I bought on a whim, unsure if I was actually going to like it. I bought this game after the NEXT update was released. And as of writing this there is NO multiplayer for the DRM FREE version of the game. Let me get a few things out. This game is not optimized well. I have never owned a game that ran so poorly on my modern machine, especially for the game being released in 2016. I can see my FPS dip down to the TEENS, but they mostly stay in the 30-40 range and I've seen it as high as 71. Even with that said, it really doesn't bother me much. Also, this is a very grindy game. Some people like that and some don't. I am on the side of loving the grind. Loving the idea, having the goals to work towards. This is not a game you can pick up and play willy-nilly. This is a game you need to set time aside for and put your nose to the grind stone. There are a lot of repetitive tasks in this game. Collecting materials is what makes the game go round but its also the most grindy part about it. What this game does is give you something to look forward to. If you put in 30 minutes of grinding, you will have something to show for it (not much). If you put in 40 hours of grinding you will defiantly have something to show for it. This game does not end as far as exploration. You will always discover new planets and new wild life. After a wile the planets do all start to look very similar. Having gone to over 50 planets I can tell you that there is really only about 5-6 biomes that are distinguishable. The wild life for me is what keeps the planet exploring the most fun, from mushroom-octopi to giant T-Rex look alike with the tiniest little face. The wild life you find can be awe inspiring to bust out laughable.