You get rewarded with naked girls for playing a match 3 game. You know the drill. But here's the thing... The game is realy fun but the girls are boring. No story, just here, have nudes for no reason. Worth playing. Leave the lewds in the gallery.
Presumably an RPG. Pros: No pesky choices to make Cons: Lots of clicking My hand hurts My mouse hand is also my joystic hand It's not November
This retro inspired first person shooter is comprised of two modes. The Campain: a guantlet of 20 waves with increasingly difficult enemies and traps followed by a face-off (heh) against the Skull King. Earn augments between every waves if you have the coin for it. The Collectathon: A race against the clock on a shifting terrain as you collect all the hourglass icons and kill all the enemies which add more time to a countdown timer. Failure to finish a level on time is punished by a bad grade and a respawn of all enemies. At the time of writing this review, I currently hold the #1 spot on the campain leaderboard. Nevermind the Skull King, You'll be facing off against me. And I have a face. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
A game from the golden era before activist developers. A medium well mastered by a civilization before our time. Embark on an epic quest as a one of the four Horseman, War A.K.A. Apocolypse Link, to clear your name after being framed for triggering the end of the world. And by triggering, I mean starting a chain of events that lead to the end of the world, not that the end of the world was offended by something that War said. Uncover secrets, solve puzzles, sever limbs and organs through a very satisfying play loop inching your way towards redemption. Marvel at the perfect casting of characters such as The Watcher. A meddling, controling, delusional and errelevant pest flawlessly brought to life by Mark Hamil. Darksiders was truly underappreciated in it's own time due to the onslaught of games dripping with awesomeness releasing every other day. Such fool we were, thinking that we could sustain this sacred artform in perpetuaty. It's the end times my friends. So strike a deal with Vulgrim and download Darksiders today.
