THE VERIFIED BEING A DIK OWNER -Bought the game because he thought the red head was attractive. -Spent money to help support GOG and the game developer DrPinkCake. -Enjoyed the game and then moved on to enjoy another video game. VS THE NON VERIFIED BEING A DIK OWNER -Owns every single Leisure Suit Larry game, but won’t play this game which is literally Leisure Suit Larry with modern graphics, because OH HECKIN NO, MUH MORALS all of a sudden. -Instead spends money on the latest Funko Popperino and Monster Energy Zero Ultra. -Hasn’t enjoyed a video game in years.
A solid platformer where you play as World Championship Wrestling pro wrestler Johnny B. Badd going around shooting your Badd Blaster at monsters.
I don’t support censorship in video games, even if it’s just a mild tweak in a remake/remaster, so the fact that Agony Unrated is allowed to express itself is awesome. I accidentally installed Agony (Censored) and played it for about 30 minutes before realizing I was playing the nerfed version, and then I installed Agony (Unrated). I’m glad this happened so I could see some of the quality of life gameplay fixes they added in, the addition of a mini map alone was a huge improvement. If gameplay is all you care about, then Agony is going to leave you sorely disappointed, this game is basically a walking simulator with a little bit of awkward combat thrown in to spice up the walking. I did like how the Button Puncher controller layout I use in Halo Infinite to throw grenades (LB) is also used to chunk demon babies in this game, demon baby chunking never felt more natural. I really did enjoy the beautifully sick and twisted universe that this game takes place in, but every time I started to get really into the game, the terrible controls would pull me right back to reality.
Like most games I purchase these days, I wait until there is a sale, so I didn’t mind putting in my 6 digital quarters into this fighter. The gameplay is barely functional, you use the thumbstick to move and then press 1 button along with a directional movement to attack. It is a real shame, since the character sprites, special moves, and background all look like they’d be in an legitimate fighting game. If you are allowed to pick a main after only 30 minutes of gameplay, then I’d go with Kai-Ti. There is no actual story that I’m aware of, but Kai-Ti seemed to be some sort of amazon warrior. I also favored Maria who looked like an early 90’s fitness enthusiast. She always had a hand on her forehead, I assumed it was to keep her hair looking good, but she may have just had a headache from being put in this game over Street Fighter II. Inferno was another character I thought was cool, mostly because he reminded me of Cinder from Killer Instinct. I’d really love to see someone take all of these old characters and do a complete overhaul on the gameplay to be more like Street Fighter II, combine that with a simple story mode, and a Ultimate Body Blows Remaster could really be something special. Controls: E = Up Thumbstick X = Down Thumbstick S = Left Thumbstick D = Right Thumbstick J = A Button Enter = Menu Button
I used to own this on the PS1, and it had been years since I played it. I was kind of stressed out and figured this carefree game about making a theme park would be a great way to relax. So I set the game to full sim mode and put in my cheat codes, and I take my time making sure everything is how I want it before the park opens. Well apparently I took a little bit too long, since my park had turned zero profit and went bankrupt, they showed a cut scene of a guy jumping out of a window lmao. So note to self, if you are playing the game purely to relax and create, put it on sandbox mode. While it’s not something I am going to sink a ton of time into with my modern day attention span, it is still a classic game loaded with a ton of nostalgia that I see myself revisiting many more times over the years.
90’s fighting games are a weakness of mine, the game has Mai Shiranui in it, no flaws that I noticed, and I got my 8 quarters worth out of it.
The game was okay, nothing about the game really stood out, but I wasn’t a bad game either. It took me maybe 60-90 minutes to complete, so I got my 8 quarters worth out of it. You start off with 4 characters to choose from, as you progress you unlock 2 more characters, although I believe once you play through the game a second time, you have to re-unlock those additional 2 characters, which is kind of lame. I enjoyed switching between the characters, but found myself favoring Kurenai the most. Unless I find someone to play the game with, I don’t see myself replaying this one any time soon.
My 90’s gaming experience was mostly limited to console and arcade gaming, so getting to experience some of these old DOS games for the first time is a real treat for me. The game is free, so you’re not risking much to take 15 minutes out of your day to try it. While the gameplay is far from smooth, I still found the puzzles and platforming all pretty relaxing and satisfying.
As a massive fan of the first 3 Mortal Kombats, with Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 being my favorite fighting game of all time, the change in appearance and gameplay that came with Mortal Kombat 4 doesn’t exactly make it my favorite game of all time. Gameplay wise the series never fully recovered again until Mortal Kombat 9 (2011). I did own it on the N64 back in the day, and it’s okay if you just want a game to unwind with, you can put it on easy and blaze through the game just for the corny endings. My favorite part about the game and the only thing missing from Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, is the addition of the character Tanya, modeled after the beautiful Lia Montelongo (Sindel UMK3), she’s been my main in the game ever since it came out. Out of respect for it being the last Mortal Kombat game to hit arcades, and out of nostalgia for playing it on the N64, it was worth revisiting.
I miss the Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection on the PS3 like you wouldn’t believe. PROS: It’s still technically Mortal Kombat CONS: Only has the vanilla MK3 and not Ultimate MK3, no online play, setting up the controller is annoying, I could only ever get the thumbstick to work and not the D-pad, screen was all stretched out on mine (maybe there is a fix), the character select screen for MK3 only gives you what feels like a millisecond to select a character. THE CONTROLLER ISSUE: I am extremely new to PC gaming and even I was able to figure out how to get a controller working, just follow that guy in the reviews tutorial. I set my layout how I had it for the MK Arcade Kollection on the PS3. Controller used: 8BitDo SN30 pro+ W = Up Thumbstick S = Down Thumbstick A = Left Thumbstick D = Right Thumbstick G = Square (HP) F = Triangle (HK) Q = R1 (BLOCK) E = Cross (LP) R = Circle (LK) T = L1 (Run) F1 = Start F10 = Select
