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"Right. Poetry is a risky bussiness"
- Geralt to Dandelion

IT was hard not to laugh out loud lol
What's yours?
Post edited June 01, 2011 by iamin7ove
"They're fighting like they've got fisstech up their arses"
"Lesbomancy, my favourite kind of magic"
"Many thanks! At first I thought, "Go away, emo," but now, I see you're a good fellow."
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anticitizen101: "Many thanks! At first I thought, "Go away, emo," but now, I see you're a good fellow."
hmm...im not familiar o.o care to enlighten me ?
"I solve problems."

"Oh! I've been having a problem with my boyfriend."

"Did you find your boyfriend's entrails strewn across your porch? Because those are the kinds of problems I solve."
Quoting from memory
Dandelion:
-So, Geralt, what do you think about my poem?
-Well...it rhymes.


Or
-That fucking idiot actually went in :D
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iamin7ove: hmm...im not familiar o.o care to enlighten me ?
Quartermaster's assistant in Henselt's camp.
"Why two swords? Does he lose them often?"
PEOPLE!
The mutant is pursueing me!

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Dont know why but I entntionally click on that guy just because it makes me laugh
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CatShannon: "Why two swords? Does he lose them often?"
Hahaha the first time i hear it i was offended
"Ahh, my favorite type of magic - Lesbomancy!"

"PLOUGH THE LILIES"

""A little elf was skipping down the path" "Plough'em all, Plough'em all" "Along came a dwarf and kicked'em in the ass" "Plough'em all, Plough'em all"
"I'm a woman of virtue!"

As though Geralt was looking to have sex with every woman he came across.

... Well okay, he was, but still.
"Oi'll make mincemeat of your arse"
"... and I'm no duck!" - Foltest