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lol the "I dont like onions" bit during that troll quest is hilarious =) Screw onions..however,some tasty elf flesh? yummy lol
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Kalfear: PEOPLE!
The mutant is pursueing me!

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Dont know why but I entntionally click on that guy just because it makes me laugh
lol... I died cos I pulled my sword and swung it at him him for being an arse... :) I was all like... "Fuck you pal, I'll give you mutant" and then I was all like "oops... bloody guards"
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callofstalker: Skalen Burdon: "My favourite type of magic-Lesbomancy."
dammit someone beat me to it
What's the one on the prison escape where you walk up to a door that you can't open and the dude in the cell starts going off... something like "Fuck you!!! Fuck you up the arse!!!"
Surprised that Roche's quip along the lines of "At least I'm going to die holding a lovely ass" (during the initial retreat from the Scoi'teal) doesn't seem to have been mentioned.
"I'm Emhyr var Emreis. Spice merchant"
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Seren: lol the "I dont like onions" bit during that troll quest is hilarious =) Screw onions..however,some tasty elf flesh? yummy lol
Tastes just like tomatoes! <3
One of the Roche's commandos story about the boy, Elder and the recruiter.
Here goes another favourite of mine, from Triss this time: "Virgins are a dying breed."
Witcher says "All I can say is a dwarf can walk between a troll's legs, even on tip-toes."
Just went through this one
"I'm actually more interested in cultural relics of other races.
Geralt - "I'm gonna need a solid cultural relic in my hand.
"I guess the circumstances require haste?"
Post edited June 23, 2011 by HenriqueVT