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Texas is a state--of mind!

The Real Texas, a quirky action-RPG filled with witty dialogs, memorable NPCs, and tons of original quests, that will have you go "yee-haw!" in the magical Republic of Texas, is available 60% off on GOG.com. That's only $5.99 for the next 24 hours!

Strange is the word. The beginning of your adventure is strange. You are a Texan rancher enjoying your holiday in England, when suddenly a blue vortex appears and draws you back to Texas. This isn't the Texas you know, though. It's an odd twisted parody with just a little hint of magic. Strange people living there insist that you perform many strange tasks for them, and--strangely--you agree. On your way you'll meet many strange creatures, like fantastic animals and the undead. To make things even more strange, the town that you ended up in was built upon a vast underground dungeon. And the town's name? It's Strange, of course. Strange, Texas.

The Real Texas combines classic top-down action-RPG mechanics, strategic real-time combat, complex dialog system, and original surreal setting, to create a role-playing experience like no other. While there's much humor in the game and the zany world keeps you from taking it dead serious, there are some characters and occurrences that will surely make you stop and contemplate the human condition. All that while exploring the vast town of Strange, Texas and uncovering its many dark mysteries. The game's charming music is available as a bonus MP3 soundtrack with every GOG.com copy of the game.

Hold on to your hat, partner, as you plummet through space and time into The Real Texas, for only $5.99 on GOG.com. The offer lasts until Thursday, March 7, at 10:59AM GMT.
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tinyE:
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fortune_p_dawg: Lose some sleep dammit!!!!
I'm sorry but I'm way too tired to figure out what that means. :P Be a pal and help me out here.
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fortune_p_dawg: Lose some sleep dammit!!!!
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tinyE: I'm sorry but I'm way too tired to figure out what that means. :P Be a pal and help me out here.
Like, lose some sleep over using the word "retard" on an internet forum.

:-P

Lol! I was just goofing with you man!
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tinyE: I'm sorry but I'm way too tired to figure out what that means. :P Be a pal and help me out here.
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fortune_p_dawg: Like, lose some sleep over using the word "retard" on an internet forum.

:-P

Lol! I was just goofing with you man!
XD Goof away!
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xxxIndyxxx: it's a decent game. Not as good as Anodyne (that for some reason got rejected, while it's better then at least half the indie crap they do put on here),
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Johnmourby: Question: how do you know Anodyne was rejected?
If I remember correctly there was a topic here about Anodyne where the creater said this and it was also confirmed and a bit explained by a gog employee (blue letters, can't remember who it was).
Post edited March 07, 2013 by xxxIndyxxx