Shendue: You clearly never saw DARK DESCENT:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271451/
Best movie ever for a good laugh with friends. It's as hilariously bad as it gets. This is REAL trash, instead of stuff made on purpose like Troma movies or Sharknado, which is even better because it was meant to be half-decent.
Highlights of the movie for me are the chemical analyser being a CD-Rom tray poorly disguised with some lights on it, the blatantly fake rocks made of paper, a jet of hi-pressured water tearing a hole into the body of a man, the CGI that makes PS1 FMV look like Industrial Light & Magic, the brilliant dialogue that highlights the poor budget ("Murdock, you can't do that, you are just TWO and they are THREE"..."i can't do this, i'm sorry"..."Oh no, now you are alone vs THREE of them", which is even more hilarious considering i saw Chronicles of Riddick just the day before this, with Riddick single-handedly mowing dozens of people).
Greatest bad movie ever.
