*goes home to have a ham sandwich

Hmmmm... Bacon... Ham... I see we haven't quite got rid of the pork-related subject! :-)

I havent porked in a few days

Then it's time for some monkey business

Someone asked where your monicker of McCheese Biscuit came from, and I have no idea?

You can thank IamSinistar. Birth of the cheese biscuit ;-)

Hey diddle diddle, Homeslic McGriddle, the McCheese Biscuit jumped over the moon. The little hog laughed to see such a sight, and Sachys ran off with some poon.

How does foxworks know if you have any idea? :-P

Generally, I just have no idea. :-)

EDIT: OK, sorry about the punctuation Nazi bit! :-)

That's awesome :)

Well, it IS Saturday! - well... the wee hours of!

;)

Heheheh! I know a couple of you have some first hand experience of the UK bafflement syndrome, for those that dont, prepare to be boggled!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jobarrow/lye-chester

Oi, why's Worcestershire sauce pronounced Woostersher sauce :-)

For the same reason its the secret ingredient in good food. MAGIC!


Edit: my favourite was the one about Scousers though.

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky... Think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away...

*pretends he has R Kelly's voice without R Kelly's penchant for peeing on 14 year olds*