Well...about Slick Cat... he was cruising around downtown with his hamster lady, when she asked him to press the cigarette lighter for her. You know these modern cars, a lot of buttons on the console for firing missiles and releasing caltrops and such. Fortunately, ejection seats have parachutes.
Slick Cat is back at the tavern ordering a Guinness, shaken not stirred, and checking out the ladies.

I edited my post. Sorry for the late reply. i have been very busy these days.

I also edited my post.

All the fights of Round 1 have been collected into the spreadsheet here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wYEEnNtPW5rgl0C8_Tdi28PiNNR-xgZChrYJpVc_j_U/edit?usp=sharing

For a more eye-pleasing experience, you may want to check on krugos2's website here:
http://krugos.com/gog_fight_club.html

Great fights. Doc got ninja golem so right I don't even feel bad that clumsy bastard is disqualified. :D

if we have to say this, I also edited my post on several occasion, but mostly just to remove some games

ninja golem vs Jason "Jennifer" Lee LOL :D

I edited my post and added a game to my list.

Edited like you requested.

Edited my post too.

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/the_first_rule_of_fight_club_is_giveaway/post20

I was reading through all the posts as I'd miss some and I'd missed "my Pat" against Petaminx in Fight 10! -_-
She turned out a more likable person than I had magined! And good at solving puzzles too, maybe because her real life counterpart likes point and click adventures?
I am curious too of seeing Pat attacked, maybe in her next fight she'll get the worst and her powers will vanish!
For some reason this thread reminds me of one in an Italian forum about gamebooks, where people would post their "paragraph 14", from the paragraph you go to in Grailquest books when you die, and think up the most absurd and funny instadeaths. "Your fight and giveaway adventure end here".

Edited my original post to organize games in order of preference, as requested by Doc. :)

Original post updated.

I'd edited mine in order of preference awhile ago, took out 1 game, added 1. Might take out more, but we'll see.Either way, it will remain in order.

Mr. Chip and King Nev might now be my favorite matchup. Definitely wins most adorable match so far. Both deserve a hug. :D

No Daschunds were harmed in this sports production.