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General discussionThe first rule of fight club is... GIVEAWAY!(1339 posts)(1339 posts)
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Posted December 07, 2020
(there's lots of creativity around, great storytelling :D )

N'ver would've thought that the old bowling ball pays off.., I just have it for traditions sake
Posted December 07, 2020
Og'rialt salutes his former opponent, hoping he'll appreciate how restrained Morte was with that headbutt, and trusting that he'll find plenty of companions willing to start investigating the shadowy figure from behind the scenes.

Meanwhile he congratulates himself at gaining quite this much information out of the shadowy ringmaster himself before having fought even a single fight. Stilling his mind, Og'rialt starts thinking about various logical mindtraps he encountered during his travels, envisioning himself winding his way ever deeper into the unsolvable logical conundrums, offering only the barest suppressed hint about escape being possible through shining a light into the deepest shadows.
Posted December 07, 2020
Dwarves are rolling today:)
Posted December 07, 2020
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Enebias: Nono, it's not allergy!
Griss must be an Italian dinosaur. Did you know that pineapple pizza is considered the most powerful (and most illegal) bioweapon in my country? I nearly died once, and they were making one of those in Switzerland, kilometers away from me. That's how nasty they are.
I'm ok with it and made it for my friends. But in the end two of them took the pineapple bits and ete them before the pizza, So I felt it was just a waste of a pineapple. Only my other friend tried it with me as a pineapple pizza. But I'm used seeing it since a woman who took me to some sort of "international dishes" place in Birmingham in 2007, so before it was so trendy and discussed about in Italy. I was perplexed but I like to try out new things and I don't think that Italian recipes are some sort of sacred book. I just didn't like it but there's a lot of stuff I don't like and it's ok if someone else does.
Posted December 07, 2020
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Doc0075: Fight 16
In swoops (34) Uzerumeral to gasps from the crowd, the ancient gargoyle coming to rest on a pillar by the left gate.
That gate opens and a mist blows into the arena before taking form as (66) Vladimir, the vampire scans his surroundings.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Uzerumeral rolls 12 (our first roll of 12, yay!)
Hope i did not use up all my remaining dice luck on this roll already -.- .




And well the mighty Uzerumeral - The Vanquisher of Vladimir - goes back to training. Honing his patience and endurance once more as the next fight wont be that decisive and as training never ends.
First the deeds have to be done and then the glory of the Arena can be consumed
Posted December 07, 2020
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Enebias: Nono, it's not allergy!
Griss must be an Italian dinosaur. Did you know that pineapple pizza is considered the most powerful (and most illegal) bioweapon in my country? I nearly died once, and they were making one of those in Switzerland, kilometers away from me. That's how nasty they are.
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Dogmaus: I'm ok with it and made it for my friends. But in the end two of them took the pineapple bits and ete them before the pizza, So I felt it was just a waste of a pineapple. Only my other friend tried it with me as a pineapple pizza. But I'm used seeing it since a woman who took me to some sort of "international dishes" place in Birmingham in 2007, so before it was so trendy and discussed about in Italy. I was perplexed but I like to try out new things and I don't think that Italian recipes are some sort of sacred book. I just didn't like it but there's a lot of stuff I don't like and it's ok if someone else does.
I'm filing a report to the Supreme Court, traitor! XD
Posted December 07, 2020
Ugh! Defeated by poetry! ... Well, at least there is ale in this tavern. I raise my tankard to the ongoing fights!
Posted December 07, 2020
Very interesting fights :)
Posted December 08, 2020
Just finished reading through all the fights up to now. Hi-larious! Thank you, Doc. Wish there was a way for us to contribute, as this seems like a lot of work for one person.
Posted December 08, 2020
Ahhhh! I'm finally back!
Hopefully I won't be exiled again, maybe because I looked someone askance..
Btw, what are you doing here nomad Enebias? (¬‿¬)

Speaking about the fights, instead, my fav so far was.. Rudolph vs Wumpus! XD
I laughed when the latter was teleported to the tavern "curled up and fast asleep" by the magical jumper.
Post edited December 08, 2020 by phaolo
Posted December 08, 2020
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krugos2: The Hawaiian pizza part had me laughing out loud, but the funniest fight was when <censored> hair piece jumped at Lazarus, the poor lion didn't know what he was getting into, lol. When / if <censored> is defeated, there will be lawyers saying the dice was rigged.

Loved seeing Morte involved in one of the fights. :D
Dude, you just made me laugh so hard ! ;)

There are some golden nuggets of writing in this thread !! And some welcome bits and pieces returning from last year's dungeon.
Lots of fun yet to come !
Posted December 08, 2020
A gripping orange hairpiece. Perilous pineapple chunks. LOL! :D

Three-headed Malicia has seen some pretty dangerous foes in her lifetime, but nothing as grave as these rivals!
Posted December 08, 2020
ROFL with the Hawaiian pizza XD
Posted December 08, 2020
I-Is that really a hairpiece? or a caterpillar?
Actually… my throat still feels kinda itchy…
Posted December 08, 2020
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Lazarus_03: I-Is that really a hairpiece? or a caterpillar?
Actually… my throat still feels kinda itchy…
OMG ! It's real ! IT'S REAAAALLLL !!!!
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