Rainwater and The Hairman,
Walking barefoot above rusty colored ground. Dust was falling into my drying out mouth, while I was whistling mundane melody that I heard my dear uncle playing on a turtle guitar. Had one string only, was made out of a bison bowel. When Bison was alive his name was; Marcus. As a kid, in the late evenings I was watching his lonely silhouette on a horizon, mighty and unsettling. Back then I was only frightened little child, but now I can whistle and the bison is dead. My destination, an exceptional treasure, a golden teeth’s, the whole god damn jaw.
In my home there are plates with nothing on them and maybe a bit of cold of eastern wind. My mother shared with me a story about, my wealthy great-grandfather who fought during the War, was buried somewhere on the other side of the Dark Forest. Many heard that he died out of thirst. They used to call him Golden Grim, his smile was color yellow. My wife, dear Melanie, told me to go there, she sent me away with a shovel… to an adventure.
I reached the border of a desert and the dark forest. I saw there a woman, in the black crimson dress. I approached her, just and only with an intention to say: "Hello" And then I fell. Fell into a pit, as a I would say wasn’t there before. Without the sound, I fell. I lost my shovel.
I sprained the ankle. I landed in a rather cold pit, a cave. Inside the cave another cave darker than the one I fell into. From darkness a mysterious man emerged. Mysterious I say he was, a strange looking fella. My nerves were busted, pain numbed my senses.
His face was covered with curly black hair, whole head was, whole face. I could see his eyes, they were hidden in a hairy sticky mess, giving me an examining look, like an eyes of a weird, hypersensitive dog, which didn’t bath in a long time. No doubt that in the past, he could have been chic gentleman. He wore a grey, black striped frock coat, shabby, smeared in coal.
- What’s you lookin at? – He aggressively broke the silence and gasped.
- Excuse me, sorry. – Politeness is a virtue in those strange times, that’s what my Mother used to say.
- Ma dear wife pushed me here, can you imagine, boy? – he said “boy” very high.
- Yeah. – he paused for a little while, or maybe it was a short time. His appearance was most confusing and distracting.
- … listen boy. I ain’t here cause I wanna. She told me, that I’m saying things…
stories, too complex, too unusual for ma boys and that I’m making little Sarah afraid.
He scratched his head, looked around and put his fingers in his hairy mess, so it looked like he was picking his nose. I took his peculiar look as a hallucinations, after shock… he didn’t make sense, but he continued talking.
- …A nice bed time story about a Reverent who was collecting cockroaches, to teach them how to drink good wine and cry. A Duck with a most twirly, twisted pipe stuffed with a cherry tobacco, always asking for fire. A Governor with a silver glass eye-ball, which was ripped from his head during kinder garden opening… ripped by an albino condor.
I didn’t say a thing.
- I just grow hair on ma face, that’s all. Upstairs there is a hole and I’m making a rope out of my hair, so I could get
out.
- What’s inside the cave?
- Inside the cave, lives a snake, of course. A Python, I think. You don’t want to go there, boy. How did you get here
anyway? Did the old gods sent you here, to accompany me?
- I was pushed, I imagine by your wife as well.
- So is she still there?! She didn't call help, for all that time. I though wolfs ate her or... Is she a demon?! Does she
enjoy torturing me? Wicked woman. Help me! Honey, please!!!
Something snapped inside him. He started to scream and then he cried and after an hours of yelling, stranger fall asleep, just like that, and so did I. Wind from a dark cave awoke me.
I saw him hanging, on a rope made out of his hair. He strangled himself, he decided to take his own life.
My decision was different, I crawled into the cave, to meet a devious snake. I didn’t like the alternative of growing hair on my face.
The Snake. His eyes were shimmering out in non-existing light, weirdly enough I could see him perfectly, red, green and black mosaic was paved on his shiny skin. He surrounded me and slowly started breaking me, slowly. Very slow.
I hated him, breathing in, and breathing out. Suddenly, he jumped at me, bit me in a hand, mighty sting of a mythical creature. Poisonous mouth in the dark, my hand started to swell.
Gigantic serpent, an enormous, smiling creature, with a mouth wide open. His teeth, two needles, and something like a tongue, some kind of an organic fleshy tube. I knew he devoured many before me, because he had a breath of a rotten corpse.
I grabbed him, little below his head, he was difficult to grab. I started to squeeze, his slippery neck, that’s all he was. My wound turn into a purple-green bubble dripping puss, my muscles felt like they’re being digested. I took smile off his face, the poison was making its way to my brain. Now, we were both dying.
I choked him to death well and then… I passed out.
I heard the rain. It was raining outside, I crawled half-paralyzed towards the sound of the water.
Finally, I felt beneath me solid ground which wasn’t made out of a rock, a fresh air, freedom.
In my left hand I was still holding trophy of a dead snake. With my right hand I felt her bare feet. I rolled over and then I felt it.
I was holding hair, not a snake, I touched my head, I think I pulled them out of my own head. She was wearing black crimson dress. I couldn’t find a way to interpret expression of her face, it seemed blank to me, even though she was clearly smiling. Behind her I saw a dark forest, somehow I got to the other side, but the sun was making me dizzy, I wanted to throw up. I couldn’t get rid of a metallic taste out of my mouth, it was dusty. My lips were to dry to whistle even an simple mundane melody.
- Water. – I whispered to her, so she leaned before me to cover the sun.
- It is raining, my dear. - and that's what she said.