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Your insults are bad and you should feel bad!

<span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span>, an outrageous game of verbal jousting, is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Words can kill, if you have the skill. This wildly creative and unpredictably hilarious Insult Simulator gives you the power to talk down strangers halfway across the globe, belittle your friends, or knock your smug CPU down a notch. Check your manners at the door and employ your quick wit to assemble pithy retorts from a large pool of seemingly harmless words. Choose from 5 playable characters (plus some secret ones), each with their own voice and personality, and engage in brutal word-fu within different environments and scenarios. Pull off insult-combos, score hurtful critical hits, and take down your potty-mouthed opponents, one carefully worded slur at a time. Don't feel bad for them, it's not your fault their father smells of elderberries!

Unleash the most slanderous verbal attacks upon your opponents and shame them into submission in <span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span> -- DRM-free on GOG.com.


https://www.youtube.com/embed/PVvMxrbj9gM
Post edited December 14, 2016 by maladr0Id
Isn't Social Media enough for people to be insulting and rude. Me thinks there is no need for game to learn how to insult one another.
This is tempting, saw some gameplay from this and it seems like a funny 2-player title. In short bursts, though, but it isn't like it costs too much so might as well get a copy or two and gift one to someone.
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Habanerose: Not sure if trolling or just...

I now really want a "physical copy" of this game, for whenever a blue again dares to say "too niche", just to slap them across the face with this...
I was about to say something along those lines myself.
Hm, in this forum we can have insults for free, so why should we buy this game?
Dear GOG,
I have an urge to shoot your game selection group.
If this can get added here why not other good games which were turned down?
Anyway insta wishlisted.
Sounds like it could be fun. Will pick it up. :)
What.
I don't get it.
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Uh-oh, it's got Wang in it ...

Edit: looks like it could be a fun TotalBiscuit/Sterling/Yahtzee simulator, or how-to-be-British.
Post edited December 14, 2016 by Ricky_Bobby
The developers were so full of it that they had to spew some out?

At least it is in understandable English.
Post edited December 14, 2016 by Themken
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I think it's time to switch out the monkey that is the 'curator'.
I wonder how exactly co-op multiplayer works. :)
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Dear GOG,

can you please give gift copies to the most notorious forum trolls? It wouldn't turn them into better people, but at least their insults would become more creative.

Thank you!
Erm, okay...I guess?

So many games are declined because they are too niche, but this isn't...oh wait, it's a 'Gambitious Digital Entertainment' game. :/