Shmacky-McNuts: I'm inclined to agree with TinyE. We can see how one pile of crap can amount to huge mountains using Steam-ing-pile.
I've been of mind to view achievements in gaming like a pathetic gimmick to get people to play a piece of $h!t game; that in the first place if it were good, should not have to have silly gimmicks like hollow achievements for a player to feel engaged by it to play.
Just imagine how $h!t old Willy Shakespeare would be if he charged the audience a penny every paragraph in order to continue watching. Giving a "thumbs up" to as a reward every other sentence because people keep watching.
It's the level of intelligence behind these gimmicks and those who follow such, that I find so appalling. I hope it is a trend that doesn't last long.
You pretty much just described what I think has been wrong with gaming since its inception. It saddens me that gamers have not evolved beyond such primal motives.
I still remember when I first discovered "Space Invaders". I played that so many times. I put so many coins into that machine. Over and over. But I could never clear the wave of Invaders. Weeks this went on. All my money sunk into the machine. Then one day, my life changed forever. I finally, killed the last super fast guy. I did it! I won! I killed all the Aliens and Saved earth! I AM A GOD! SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!
... and then another wave of aliens arrived.
I was gutted. "But.. but I saved the world. I got that last super fast guy. I killed all the things."
I stood there on my milk crate for a little while. Just staring at the screen. I saw my unmoving cannon get destroyed. Another one popped up. The Invaders kept on marching. What was the point?
I just stepped down from the milk crate and walked away.
My soul crushed, I was lost in my own little world. It was just so.. pointless. I felt betrayed. I felt like it was just all some huge joke and the universe was having a good old laugh at me. I must have looked a state as a nice lady actually stopped and said "are you ok sweetie? Are you lost? " That sort of brought me back to reality a tad. I thanked the lady and told her I was fine.
She walked off and I looked around at the arcade as if I was seeing it for the first time. Lights flashing, Candy bar. Parents sitting at the little plastic tables talking to each other while their kids fed their machines. The ching and bloops of all the sounds echoing around the hall. The waka waka waka waka waka.
wait, the what now? I looked around.
waka waka waka waka.
It was coming from a table behind me. There was a game just under the glass top. A yellow smiley thing was running around a maze trying to avoid ghosts.
waka waka waka waka
I watched it for a minute or two. The weight of my coins in my pocket now somehow far heavier than I had noticed before. I sat down at the table. I kept watching.
waka waka waka waka
Oh, they have names. Pinky? there's a girl in this game. heh. Cooties! I giggled to myself. I kept watching as the smiling face ate a fruit and all the ghosts changed. The smiley then chased them and ate the ghost, but it just turned into eyes and came back out again. "Pfft. Lame." Another pointless game.
"Insert Coin" it flashed at me. "One coin = one credit", it told me.
At this point I noticed that with out realising I had done it, I had taken my coins from my pocket and had placed them on the table just off to the side, where the fruit and the little pictures of the characters were displayed. "when did I.."
I looked back over my shoulder at the Space Invaders machine. Just in time to see some kid slap the buttons in frustration, kick the front of the machine and step down off the milk crate which just minutes earlier I thought was my pedestal for king of the world. It only took seconds for an older kid, probably even a teenager, to nudge the crate aside and take up his position of control.
I returned my gaze back to the .. oh.. the "Pac-Man" in front of me. I watched for another minute or so. It didn't look that bad, really. I wonder what happens if you eat all the dots?
Letting out a sigh, I slid a coin off the table and fed it into the coin slot. I knew I wasn't going to save the world, but it might be fun anyway. It was worth a shot.
welcome to the game, son