^ He's somewhat annoying, yet in an endearing manner.

^ He graciously (and somehow mysteriously) returned in the "Nick" of time to revive a thread that is needed now more than ever.

^ Preferred the other thread's name, but knows it's all good.

^ He may be a trifle irritating at times, but somehow, I cannot help liking him more than boiled calf's liver.

^ He has a very good sense of nostalgia.

^ He has a very good taste in liqueurs.

^ He is much more likeable than the real Santa. In fact, if he was the real Santa he would not allow Rudolph to be bullied.

^ Is covertly filming a documentary to expose Santa's abuse of his elven slaves.

^ It obvious which list he is on this year; it's nice that others have been provided such an example of how not to behave.

So, I was toying around with one of those websites that use AI to generate images based on users' input, when, out of sheer curiosity, I simply entered "the perfect man", and... lo and behold, there appears a true-to-life portrait of Hooyaah.

^ His Atari 2600 collection is perfect.

^ Her collection of female heads in Skyrim is so vast it inspired alternate lyrics to "Part of Your World".

^ He has acceptable oral hygiene.

^ He has a cool Santa hat

^ He keeps things toasty in the Winter.

^ Has dodged Rudolf's laser more times that he can count.