^ Treats Green_Hilltop and his profession with respect, preventing him from becoming a tragic figure like John Rambo.

^ Only uses his very extensive grasp of martial arts(including Drunken Fist) to fight for justice.

^ He graduated from West Point with highest honors.

grows his own tapioca to make into tasty, healthy tapioca drinks!

^ Once forced tapioca pudding down my throat, I hated it.

^ He's an exuberant and eager forum poster who posts in the incorrect thread on occasion, proving that no one is perfect; such a thing makes us happy to remember, we are all but human.

Hooyaah knows that forcing somebody to try new foods, however not nice, is an effective way to expand their horizons; he's just joshing.

^ He knows a homeless man by the name of Josh Eng and he makes sure that he eats every day and has a warm place to sleep.

is very kind because he tells others when they mistakenly (or on purpose) tell something that's not nice about others in this thread! :)

has a beautiful hat!

is the most useful character in the game.

^ He passed his most recent physical examination, which pleased his doctor.

has a beautiful, Christmas avatar!

^ He has been a very good boy this year!

^ Is not as morbidly obese as the real Santa.