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That epic beard makes me think he's a wizard. I'm sure he taught both Dumbledore and Gandalf everything they know.
knows all the fun facts about Tentacools and Tentacruels!
Knows all things that are tentative and those that aren't.
Has memorized the entire text of the Oxford English Dictionary.
Might be my favorite forum poster. Easily Top 5!
^ He always remember his mother's birthday.
^ sits at the top of InSaintMonoxide's favorite forum poster ranking, just after InSaintMonoxide himself.
^ He is easily in InSaintMonoxide's top five forum posters.
knows how to pet cats without hurting their feeliings!
Likes to play with big cats and not getting killed.
Having achieved a rating of 3333, is promoted to Galactic Knight.
Knows all fjords of Norway by name.
does not pine for the fjords, instead plays QfG1! (yes, that's a pun from the first game when you click on some of the trees! :D))
^ Only he can prevent forest fires.
knows the importance of not picking your nose