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^ Is a vampire.
^ Is a djinn
^ is a silly wizzard.
^ Is a sphere
^ works as a mannequin for a wig shop.
^ Prefers tea over coffee.
Post edited September 02, 2019 by Vingry
Doesn't like coffee much.
^ drinks his coffee black
^ becomes black when he drinks coffee.
^ He once got stuck in a massive traffic jam after imbibing a liter of coffee and two bran muffins.
^ often gets stuck in massive traffic jams because his palantir doesn't support Google Maps.
Rides a bike, not a horse; is a modern chevalier and not an esquire.
^ He is a serf, not a king and he was the sacrifice, that which he could not refuse.
^ always gets overbooked every Halloween season.
^ Always gets a rock (instead of candy) when Trick-Or-Treating.