^ owns Dischord Rechords.

^owes me something

^ owes no-one anything, yet

^ stays clear of the himalayas because they owe a yeti some money

^ rolls snowballs from the top of the Himalayas so that they grow massive and crush the villagers which refuse to acknowledge that his jambalaya recipe far exceeds the quality of Gordon Ramsay's.

^ wise in many things, but is blind to the fact the snow is always yellow in his mountain valley village under the mountains

^ knows WHY that snow is hello(yellow), but won't tell anyone

^ loves the song "You say goodbye I say yellow."

^ exists only to point out my (very many) spelling errors

^ loves making fun of Grammar Nazis

^Know many ways to make you respect the Nazi Cat

^ worships cats as gods, dangerously neglecting true deities like Nyarlathotep or Shub-Niggurath...

^ wishes he was the Cat God Nyarlathotep, so that Gorgeous Young Virgin Blond Girls would worship him

^ Logs into World of Warcraft for 3 hours a day and has sex with as many players as he can during that allotted time

^ used to do the same until he contracted an Elven STD.