^He can appreciate this picture

^ Is secretly a forest frog deep undercover.

^ just discovered that helmets don't protect well from punches on the face.

^ avoids punches on the face by staying all the time in his crow's nest

^ is really furious, after suffering a punch on the face

^ got punched too many times on the ears

^ has fallen from his crow's nest too often, due to a high consumption of grog and other mixtures

^Wears his Halloween Costume all year long

^ thespian is sooo jealous of his ears !!

^ needs to recalibrate his spyglass because it's always focusing the wrong target

^ need a course in anger management

^ Much to the dismay of the X-COM operatives that intercepted and shot down his coffin, it was discovered that it only contained 5 units of Elerium-115, no Flying Suits were manufactured that day.

^ has become to fall asleep while standing guard

^ His safety word for the Vulcan nerve pinch is "Shire"

^ is thinking about his next move in a decisive chess game against an evil alien supercomputer