Posted August 26, 2012
^was an angel in his previous life, but his love of junk food led him to become a corporeal being, which turned out not to be a human...
Thespian
Fascinating!
Registered: Mar 2012
From Spain
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted August 26, 2012
^ is a Vulcan angel fallen to Earth.
Post edited August 26, 2012 by le_chevalier
Thespian
Fascinating!
Registered: Mar 2012
From Spain
Posted August 26, 2012
^is a Pegasus fallen to Earth
te_lanus
A Hybrid
Registered: Jun 2012
From South Africa
Posted August 26, 2012
^ Has killed Pegasus
Thespian
Fascinating!
Registered: Mar 2012
From Spain
Posted August 26, 2012
^he ran over Pegasus and now is trying to implicate me
Dischord
Musing Aurelius
Registered: Dec 2010
From United States
Posted August 26, 2012
high rated
^ Really needs to do a 'mind meld' with a competent attorney/solicitor, before the civil courts do a 'wallet meld', and the state does an 'ass meld' on his being.
uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted August 27, 2012
^Is busy working on a death ray, in order to make perfect toast with it.
te_lanus
A Hybrid
Registered: Jun 2012
From South Africa
Posted August 27, 2012
^ is goig to buy me a Ice sream
VIPERs
V♥Carmageddon
Registered: Jan 2010
From Slovenia
Posted August 27, 2012
^ is totally wasted (<- pun intended) (drunk) and is talking nosense
uruk
necromancer
Registered: Sep 2009
From United States
Posted August 27, 2012
^Tried and failed to become lord of the dance. So VIPER just became the lord of the puns.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted August 27, 2012
^ has tried and failed to become lord of the undead. So he just became the lord of the dead instead.
gandalfnho
Huntress
Registered: Dec 2009
From Brazil
Posted August 27, 2012
^ failed to become lord of the centaurs and now is only lord of the horses
Zoltan999
Destroy them!
Registered: Jan 2012
From Other
Posted August 27, 2012
^ came back as "Gandalf the Gold Cat Wizard" after exhaustive fight with Balrog, and found his only power was the ability to change mutton into Tuna
Post edited August 27, 2012 by Zoltan999
gandalfnho
Huntress
Registered: Dec 2009
From Brazil
Posted August 27, 2012
^ was refused for the role of Saruman in the LOTR movies because was considered too skinny
dmetras
Not a plushie
Registered: Apr 2011
From United States
Posted August 28, 2012
^ was refused for the role of Samwise Gamgee in the LOTR movies for being considered too tall and burly.