^Is trying to gain super powers.

^Tis undead

^Is browsing the black market for tools to dispel uruk from unholy existence.

^happens to have the last remaining 'mop of necromancer dispelling +6' but won't part with it as it has large sentimental value

^Needs to tell me if his dragon has a long neck or long tail (with a tiny avatar like that is hard to say).

^Is completing a dissertation on Cryptozoology.

^Is secretly a werewolf.

^ Has been cursed to wander the Land of Tamriel - Seeking out unsuspecting adventurers and turning their undead corpses into wandering NPC's for the upcoming Skyrim DLC - Uruk's Undead adventures.

^ Has a date in Constantinople. She will be waiting in Istanbul.

Knows Sheltem

^Knows two much for their own good. And shall now have to pay a visit, too a place far far away.

^ Once visited a place far, far, away, and is currently on medication to prevent these fugue state forays into the unknown.

^supplies under the counter medication for a fee

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long tail - he's flying down and to the right of the picture.

^ Studying the laws of Trollum so he can free his Trollum kind from that scary dragon

^Just found a large pile of dragonbane ore. And is now selling it for a low low cost.