^ Is a noble gas, but through marriage.

^tried to rise up and overthrow the noble gases but just ended up with a bad case of wind

^ Believes people in China are Republicans.

^Believes elephants are Republicans.

^ Once lost elephants in Cisalpine Gaul, had fun for awhile, but should have drank nasty Zima instead of showing up at Zama.

^ Is a Carlist Elephant.

^Is talking about elephants

^Is thinking about elephants.

Once counseled man below concerning fear of elephants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWgovxo3eA

^ Sought counseling after meeting someone who was into that sort of thing

^ Has been prescribing more and more anti-psychotic medications for his patients.

^ Likes to fall up rather then down, low gravity of his waist makes this possible, that and having his own orbit gives him perks such as always having a tan, because the universe revolves around his waste line.

^enjoys revolutions, especially those revolving doors at the posh old hotels which are always simultaneously opening and closing

^^^Is 'wilson' from cast away.....

^ Uses grappling gun just to retrieve objects from around the room.