^ is aware of the importance of biscuits at tea

^Is fluent in fourteen different languages, at least one of them real.

^ appreciates art by Tony DiTerlizzi and games with good story-telling.

^Has an avatar inspired by what appears to be the spawn of my mother and Satan.

So you are my long lost half-brother?! Daddy is waiting for you to pay us a visit some time soon. :D

^Made me laugh.

^ Isn't watching Real Madrid - FC Barcelona at the moment.

^ Wont understand this video.

^ Doesn't know that my father is a Slovakian-born Hungarian who also speaks Czech, Polish, Russian and many other languages from the area. But the poster is correct about me not understanding but is close to be wrong!

^cares

^ Needs to use Visine

^ Is partial to Clear Eyes because of a deep liking for Ben Stein

^Only likes Ben Stein for his money. ;p

Would really like to play Whack-A-Mole with Ben Stein's Head

^ Has a Ben Stein bobblehead and occasionally does this to it for giggles