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DieRuhe: No.
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gunsynd: Good thinking:-)
I wanted to keep it simple. He asked. I answered. :-)
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gunsynd: Good thinking:-)
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DieRuhe: I wanted to keep it simple. He asked. I answered. :-)
Well that's simple,but I couldn't help myself:-)
I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.
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sirhamude: I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.
That's genius thinking! Usually forgetting things like that costs way more in flowers and gifts to fix........
I guess the next thread will be "How do I look today?". :P
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stg83: I guess the next thread will be "How do I look today?". :P
go on
you know you want to
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stg83: I guess the next thread will be "How do I look today?". :P
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snowkatt: go on
you know you want to
Even better if you don't include a picture of yourself.
My cocaine is so white, police let it go with a warning.
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gogamess: Dogs can't talk :|
They do, but you need a tricorder for dog>human translation.
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snickershoessonic: So a dog and a pimp walk into a bar. the bartender says "you can't bring that thing in here it could have all sorts of diseases!" the dog says sorry and takes the man outside :)
amusing enuff 2 get +rep
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Heh heh... Nice one. I was expecting it to go a bit differently, though... Something like the pimp to say; "My "bitch" is clean, barkeep, unlike your shitty glassware (or filthy bar)", or something. Was expecting a wordplay with bitch here, since the female dog is called a bitch, and in the bar both a dog and a pimp entered...
You know, if you call a dog "son of a bitch" it won´t get angry at you, even if it´s a nice dog, will just look confused since you´re stating the obvious for no reason.
A homemade joke:

What is the religious denomination of programmers?

Presbyterian
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HereForTheBeer: A homemade joke:

What is the religious denomination of programmers?

Presbyterian
You need to put that joke in a bag, attach the bag to a cement block and throw it in the middle of a lake.
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HereForTheBeer: A homemade joke:

What is the religious denomination of programmers?

Presbyterian
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justanoldgamer: You need to put that joke in a bag, attach the bag to a cement block and throw it in the middle of a lake.
Certainly agree with that:-)
Here's a joke I invented and posted on a Buffy site a while back. I've seen it on other sites since then.

Why did the vampire slayer cross the road?
Because it turned.