Posted June 07, 2015
Cyraxpt: 2) "Captain, the Cthulhu'ark vessel is contacting us".
The screen lights up and a strange alien creature shows up, "Greetings captain, I'm ambassador Smalle, thank you for saving us from the pirates, they have been chasing me for aeons, but be carefull from now on, they were members of the infamous Captain Brad organization. As a token of our gratitude you get to choose one of our cargo prizes."
What do you choose?
a) The Box that says "Dn-g3R Skyn. Corp"
b) The Box that says "HU-G3e UnFun. Corp"
c) The Box that says "N1N-DO Iwat. Corp"
A Cthulhu ship giving us a prize? Madness! Therefore, the only logical choice (and my choice) is the one that looks most dangerous on the surface: a) The Box that says "Dn-g3R Skyn. Corp"! The screen lights up and a strange alien creature shows up, "Greetings captain, I'm ambassador Smalle, thank you for saving us from the pirates, they have been chasing me for aeons, but be carefull from now on, they were members of the infamous Captain Brad organization. As a token of our gratitude you get to choose one of our cargo prizes."
What do you choose?
a) The Box that says "Dn-g3R Skyn. Corp"
b) The Box that says "HU-G3e UnFun. Corp"
c) The Box that says "N1N-DO Iwat. Corp"
Besides, Skynet is (currently) contained in the box. When my enemies come, I'll just give it to them as ransom for my life, and let events take their course.
N1N-DO Iwat simply looks too safe. Every one wants a Nintendo.