To be fair it would be hilarious if you were the only one passing to the next stage. :p

He DID ask for the shorter give-away version.

But who else is, I really want those bragging rights.

Answers

a) The man passes you a strange device, "Why would anyone want this unreliable thing?", as you examine the strange object the following message appears on the screen "ERROR 500" and blows up the entire planet. You're dead, your adventure ends here.
b) The cat starts purring and the man starts talking "You will find it on your PDA, good luck with the mission". As you're leaving the cat hands you a strange weapon and also wishes good luck.
c) "NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE INSOMNIA DOCUMENTS!!! WHO ARE YOU? A SPY?", the cat takes a laser gun from under the chair and kills you. You're dead, your adventure ends here.

Adventurers

leon30 - B
phaolo - C (dead)
Sulibor - B
Pardinuz - B
helpo1 - C (dead)
Narcia_ - B


Side Adventurers

ZFR - A (dead)
theslitherydeee - B

Ghosts

Bookwyrm627 - C (TR-TR-TR-TRIPLE DEAD!!!)



Day 5


5) The map leads you to Forumian planet, you take some of your crew and explore the market area. As you're reaching a temple this huge beast appears
...
"I'M LEGARG, THE GUARDIAN OF THIS TEMPLE, NO ONE PASSES UNTIL I GET A SACRIFICE" says the huge beast.


a) Use one of the jokes from "1000 Jokes that will get you a black eye at the bar".
b) Use your Death Ray Mutator gun that the cat gave you.
c) Sacrifice a member of your team.

Decisions, decisions; I don't think I can survive a black eye from a huge beast. On the other hand the cats' bomb was faulty so the gun probably is too. On the other other hand while sacrificing a crew member would probably work, it's an evil decision and you usually get punished for those. Like the rest of your crew murdering you.

Whaat?! This proves that Goggers are pirates! :P

S**t.. I be dead.
I'll now haunt other players and repeat "the answer is B!"

As a ghost:

b) Use your Death Ray Mutator gun that the cat gave you.

I'm beginning to see a pattern in my answers.

Lets try:
a) Use one of the jokes from "1000 Jokes that will get you a black eye at the bar".

Let's try this

Hmmm, this is a tough one...
5 - A
Use one of the jokes from "1000 Jokes that will get you a black eye at the bar".

That worked! ;)

The ghost of my ghost's ghost, having already anticipated a quick release after the ghost's ghost's comment, steps forward and boldly cries "I choose to A) use one of the jokes from "1000 Jokes that will get you a black eye at the bar!"

I've somehow completely managed to overlook this until now. :P

However, the point's here: right after I did NOT follow ZFR, I died. (If I'd follow him, I'd die as well, but... erm... erm.) :D

Once again, thanks for this so stup... random giveaway! (JK. And that doesn't mean Jack Keane.) :D

5. C

I don't trust the mutator death ray, which is it does it mutate things kill things mutate then kill them?

Wow, I didn't realize this wasn't a solo mission. Well, I'd never do that to my team. Also, mutator death ray? That could end up being a bad time and not just for the one that get's shot. My gut's tellin' me to go for

a) Use one of the jokes from "1000 Jokes that will get you a black eye at the bar".

You never know what kind of sense of humour this guy might have ...

Everyone alive was a comedian in a pirate shoes :D Who knew :D I see I could play it safe, but I won't:

c) Sacrifice a member of your team.