They found part of the lunar lander and headed back home.

+1

Total: 4

Unfortunately, a solar wind destroyed their instruments and re-entry turned into a stable orbit.

+1

Total: 5

When the guard went to the head,the wife accidentally went and opened a door and fell out.


-1

Total: 4

While in space, she fixed the instruments allowing them to return home safely.

+1

Total: 5

Although they touched down safely, they were both arrested for indecency in public -- they never did find their clothes.

+1

Total: 6

The Police separated them in to different cells and began a nation wide search for their clothes.


-1


Total: 5

Meanwhile back in the field, a lamb was born, and so there was one more sheep-to-be.

+1

total: 6

And because no guard was seen anywhere,the big bad wolf helped himself to one.


-1


Total: 5

Unfortunately, the wolf was unaware of what the sheep had learned about the field: it was eat or be eaten. The wolf was eaten by the carnivorous grass beneath its feet… feet first, ears last.

-1

total: 4

Now the wolf was eaten, the sheep could return to the field.

+1

Total: 5

But the field is gone.

+1

Total: 6

So the sheep had to go and live in a nice warm barn.

+1

Total: 7

The barn was too warm and burnt down and one sheep was lost.


-1


Total: 6

The smell of burning animal flesh attracted the attention of PETA

+1

Total: 7

The farmer spotted PETA?????? Run back inside and got his shotgun and no more PETA,whatever is was it's blasted now.

-1

Total: 6