Posted July 19, 2017
The midget mumbled under his breath "if you only knew what you really ate."
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Sage103082
Kitten Tamer: 8
Registered: Mar 2014
From United States
Tauto
TRUMP'S THE MAN!!!!!! JERKMUTER RULES!!!
Registered: Jul 2015
From Australia
Posted July 19, 2017
''and stop your mumbling and speak up'' Midget waits until the doctor's back is to him and gives him the middle finger.
(My mistake Sage103082 the correct total should be with your plus -14.)
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(My mistake Sage103082 the correct total should be with your plus -14.)
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Post edited July 19, 2017 by Tauto
DOWL
Is that a Gek?
Registered: Aug 2016
From Canada
Posted July 20, 2017
Then the police came along and arrested him for being rude only to discover that...
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aghem
X-COM Squaddie
Registered: Dec 2014
From Ireland
Posted July 20, 2017
... he didn't have a middle finger. This way his index and ring fingers were both the middle ones. So they started discussion about which one is indeed offensive.
Midget had a chance...
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Midget had a chance...
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Tauto
TRUMP'S THE MAN!!!!!! JERKMUTER RULES!!!
Registered: Jul 2015
From Australia
Posted July 20, 2017
and a slim one at that but he said in his defense.''I wasn't giving the good doctor the finger but merely pointing at the massive spider hanging above his head''
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DOWL
Is that a Gek?
Registered: Aug 2016
From Canada
Posted July 20, 2017
The spider (realising it was busted) jumped on to the doctors face and...
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Tauto
TRUMP'S THE MAN!!!!!! JERKMUTER RULES!!!
Registered: Jul 2015
From Australia
Posted July 20, 2017
bit him on the nose.The police jumped to the Doctor's aid but due to their stupidity they were also bitten on the nose,mean while the midget was laughing his head off when.....
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DOWL
Is that a Gek?
Registered: Aug 2016
From Canada
Posted August 08, 2017
He was attacked by an angry squirrel.
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DeadFishEye
Two eyes, one impression
Registered: Feb 2017
From Brazil
Posted August 18, 2017
And the angry squirrel has rabies.
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DOWL
Is that a Gek?
Registered: Aug 2016
From Canada
Posted September 03, 2017
The angry squirrel passed them on to some humans causing a zombie apocalypse.
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Bodgeit
Stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention
Registered: Sep 2016
From Other
Posted September 03, 2017
And then Ashley James Williams showed up & sorted it all out with his boomstick & chainsaw combo moves, When all of a sudden...
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Post edited September 03, 2017 by Bodgeit
DOWL
Is that a Gek?
Registered: Aug 2016
From Canada
Posted September 09, 2017
The simulation crashed & all was lost...
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