<span class="bold">You Still Won't Make It</span> I'm still forced to resort to the bottom of my backlog as I only have access to an old laptop, so this time around I decided to give a go at this rage-inducing, precision platformer. Without any trace of a backstory (which, on the other hand, isn't really needed in a game like this), you're thrown into level after level of deadly traps. At first, the levels are frankly easy, but before you know it the difficulty starts to rise and rise... and so does your death counter.
Admittedly, the differnt kinds of traps and dangers are gently introduced one at a time so you can develop the correct techniques to overcome them. However, one thing is to figure out how to overcome an obstacle, and a very different one is to actually pull the stunt. And once you've passed it, pray that you won't die in that level or else you'll be forced to face it again. Luckily, most of the middle- and late-game levels have one or more checkpoints so you don't ragequit too easily. And if you do ragequit, it won't probably be because of the controls: despite a somewhat floaty jump, which could perfectly be due to my PC running the game slightly slower than it should, I found them tight enough (and I was playing with the keyboard, so I imagine they should be even better with a gamepad).
Finally, a brief comment on the game's name, which is pretty accurate (and doubly so):
· First, even though the level selection menu shows up to 6 different worlds (of 18 levels each), only worlds 1-3 are really there. The other ones are "Coming soon". Considering this game has been out for more than 3 years, I don't really expect these new levels to come any time soon...
· And secondly: Even though Worlds 4-6 are missing (just like the Custom levels), there's a bonus collections of 'classic' levels. You see, this game is a sort of a remake of
a previous title by the same devs, and these are the exact same levels from the old game. After having beaten the rest of the game, most of these levels felt quite easy to me... except the last one, which I can only describe it as utterly trollish. If a Youtube video about the old game is to be believed,
this is how you're supposed to beat that level: taking advantage of a couple of glitches you haven't seen before, and there's no way you could have discovered on your own. And even knowing how I was supposed to do it, I spent more than 100 lives in this level and I still couldn't make the second jump successfully. Not once. That's where I decided it was not worth the effort.
So yeah, I haven't technically beaten this game, but I'm gonna pretend that last level never existed so I can mark it as completed. :P
My list of finished games in 2016